seen a car for sale in a garage no price decided to ring, conversation as follows,

me "how much is X car that you have for sale?"

him "is it for yourself?"

me "if the price is right it would be"

him "mmm i have lots of other nice cars, because this is a very fast high performance jap car"

me "oh i see"

him " dont think its what your looking for really its very very fast almost 200bhp you probably dont understand that but thats nearly double most cars

me " thank you dont think im really interested now as the z32 im driving at the moment is almost 300bhp and the car your selling is actually a z31 not a 200sx as you have advertised(i had seen the pics)

 

have to say i enjoyed the moment garage salesman 0 female caller 1

LMAO!! nice one. never judge a book by its cover LOL

Ha! nice one! what a prat!

Get in ! What a twot !

Shoulda told him the clocks have gone forward....about 50 years :nono:

:slap:

Pmsl!

WOMEN! Know your limits.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/256566/women_know_your_limits/

 

 

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pass on the number, well get the other girls to make him look like a tosser as well

fpmsl nice one!!

I've just bought a new civic type R GT for our lass on saturday and went out with the salesman who rattled on about how fast it was and can you feel the power sir.I sat there unimpressed and some what dissapointed with the acceleration. :p Never the less i bought it because it's a nice car but it just makes you realise how fast the Zed is. ;)

Sounds like one for The 'FoneJacker' (E4) :rofl:

 

Nice one!!

Sounds like one for The 'FoneJacker' (E4) :rofl:

 

Nice one!!

 

pmsl - that fonejacker is quality!

 

part 1

 

part 2

 

part 3

 

 

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love the nigerian scam :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Part 3 the DVD & LCD TV was crying laughing at it ........ quality !!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: