The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain

>> Underpants And

>> the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in

>> which the evil

>> Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

>> So:-

>>

>> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your

>>

>> New first name:

>>

>> a = snickle

>> b = doombah

>> c = goober

>> d = cheesey

>> e = crusty

>>

>> f = greasy

>> g = dumbo

>> h = farcus

>> i = dorky

>> j = doofus

>> k = funky

>> l = boobie

>> m = sleezy

>> n = sloopy

>> o = fluffy

>> p = stinky

>> q = slimy

>> r = dorfus

>> s = snooty

>> t = tootsie

>> u = dipsy

>> v = sneezy

>> w = liver

>> x = skippy

>>

>> y = dink y

>> z = zippy

>>

>> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the

>> first half of your new last name:

>>

>> a = dippin

>> b = feather

>> c = batty

>> d = burger

>> e = chicken

>> f = barffy

>> g = lizard

>> h = waffle

>> i = farkle

>> j = monkey

>> k = flippin

>> l = fricken

>> m = bubble

>> n = rhino

>> o = potty

>> p = hamster

>> q = buckle

>> r = gizzard

>> s = lickin

>> t = sn ickle

>> u = chuckle

>> v = pickle

>> w = hubble

>> x = dingle

>> y = gorilla

>> z = girdle

>>

>>

>>

>> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the

>> second half of your new last name:

>>

>> a = butt

>> b = boob

>> c = face

>> d = nose

>> e = hump

>> f = breath

>> g = pan ts

>> h = shorts

>> i = lips

>> j = honker

>> k = head

>> l = tush

>> m = chunks

>> n = dunkin

>> o = brains

>> p = biscuits

>> q = toes

>> r = doodle

>> s = fanny

>> t = sniffer

>> u = sprinkles

>> v = frack

>> w = squirt

>> x = humperdinck

>> y = hiney

>> z = juice

Mines Dorfus Chicken-Tush

Dinky - Burger - Brains

 

Well that about sums me up :rofl:

Farcus Dippin Butt

 

What a change...... nice short surname! lol

goober dippin face

dipsy dippin sniffer

tootsie farkle face :rofl:

Tootsie-Chuckle-Dunkin

Sloopy Potty-Brains :(

Sloopy Potty-Brains :(

 

in other words ....... sh1t for brains!

 

:rofl:

 

just kiddin hun! x

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dorky Drippin Frack

Sneezy Batty-Butt ! I don't like it :(

Tootsie Lickin Sniffer :hyper:

Goober Snickle-Brains... quite like that!

Dorfus Chucklepants

dorfus dippin-doodle

crusty wafflehump

in other words ....... sh1t for brains!

 

:rofl:

 

just kiddin hun! x

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

lol :cry:

Dorfus Chucklepants

 

 

LoL now that's a name I could live with.....Mr Chucklepants at your service!

Dorfus Dippin Sniffer

Dorky Waffle Brains........

 

Hmmmmmm

not too sure i like that.

 

Neil

Sneezy Batty-Butt ! I don't like it :(

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dorky Bubble Lips

Crusty Farklenose. Pah - I've been called worse! :D

 

Steve :)

Sneezy Dippin Doodle

:D

Sneezy Dippin-Hiney. ooookay then.