1. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him"

(NZ Rugby commentator)

 

2. "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was

amazing."(Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)

 

3. "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh - Horse

Racing Commentator)

 

4. "He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!" (Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville, 1992)

 

5. "The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you

also need white players in there to balance things up and give the team some brains and some common sense."(Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades,

speaking in 1991)

 

6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical" (Murray Walker)

 

7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" (Greg Norman)

 

8. "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"

(Alan Minter)

 

9. "The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball "(John Francombe)

 

10. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"

(Terry Venables)

 

11. "I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership,

but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson)

 

12. "He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over

their faces." (Ron Atkinson)

 

13. "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of

the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter - BBC TV

Boat Race 1977)

 

14. "Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at

1500 metres." (David Coleman)

 

15. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

"(Metro Radio)

 

16. "And later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs..." (Sue Barker)

 

17. "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." (Ron Atkinson)

 

18. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even

longer." (David Acfield)

 

19. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?" (S.

Hall - Radio 5 live)

 

20. "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his

class" (David Coleman at The Montreal

Olympics)

 

21. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before

each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them....Oh my God, what have I just said?" (USTV commentator)

 

 

Made me laugh......but then I laugh at anything!

 

 

Matty.

 

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Hehe!

 

Funny

 

 

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->Glen