This is gonna sound really corny FFS! LMFAO

 

Last night I woke up in a cold sweat, dreamt that for some strange and unknown reason I'd gone upto Duffmans house in my brand new wide arched monster, parked it over the road from his house. Didn't arm the alarm, just shut the drivers door and walked over to Muffmans front door.

 

Am chatting away and I look round in slow motion and my car has gone!!! Arrgggghhhhhhhh, fucking hell!!! HOW?

 

So leg it down the road into this surreal cobbled town with loads of dodgey back streets etc. It's night time and loads of Mancunian type scallies everywhere in gangs.

 

I keep thinking I've seen a glimpse of that famous red paintwork slowly roll past down a Kirsty Alley and run after it...but nothing!

 

Overhearing convo from some of the Mad For It brigade I learn that there is this like Mafia type car thief leader who can nick anything with utmost stealth and ease!!!

 

Eventually after muchos running I see a group of like F&F type cars driving into a yard with loads of lockups. I actually see my car roll through the entrance so I walk in slowly and this car thief bandito hombre casually gets out of my Jap Dustbin laughing about how easy it was to TWOC it!!!!! Gutted!

 

So I sneak round the back of the car and arm the alarm...they all turn around wondering what the fuck is going on? I leg it over a brick wall and then next thing I'm back outside the Muffers talking to him at his front door and the car is back where I parked it! Ehhhhh?

 

Then Muffman says "Can I have a go?" so warily I agree, he gets in and reverses it up some large steps nearly taking the back fookin' arches off!!! So I'm shouting at him as he chuck berries the gas and fucks off into the distance...

 

Woke up severly traumatised I can tell you!!! ROFL

 

Any shrinks amongst us who could do a Tony Soprano analysis on that load of shite?

 

 

 

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Hahahahahhaa

 

muhahahahahahaa Bwhahahahaha !!!

 

I do sympathise Heir Turbo - since my zeds been off the road for 11 months now - theres been nightmares that it'll never work again, or the axle stands'll collapse when i'm putting the box back on! - Arggghhh

 

Its the loony bin for us both I fear!

 

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Simon

Well im begging to wonder about this aswell. I also have one big nightmare,"its called owning a zed lol"

The thing i fear th emost is getting my car back and something goes wrong within a month or so.

Talk about being burned over and over and over and over and over and over and over

LOL - A car truely designed by the horned man himelf, in the firey pits of hell!

 

"HEH HEH HEH - morning hell, what shall it be today? I know more turbo bearings - MUHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Originally posted by 300z:

Well im begging to wonder about this aswell. I also have one big nightmare,"its called owning a zed lol"

The thing i fear th emost is getting my car back and something goes wrong within a month or so.

Talk about being burned over and over and over and over and over and over and over

 

 

Have to go with Wazza on this one. My Z is clinging for dear life but has acquired a blowing sound, hopefully just a leaky exhaust.

 

If you want a good nights sleep, get a 200sx S13, they hardly ever go wrong, and if they do they are nice 'n' cheap to fix.

 

(There's the kiss of death on my motor).

 

 

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"Dope will get you thru' times of no car better than car will get you thru' times of no dope."

Sounds as if Timmy has been indulging just a leetle too much

Cheers - Gio

(Still fat, still furry, just not as freaky as I used to be)

No drugs mate, I blame it on the red leicester! LOL

 

 

 

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Well Timmy my old macca, I would say this is due to an overdose of D.V.D.

 

The symptoms are synonomous with a blend of Fast and F***in crap mixed with Gone in 60 seconds.

 

I perscribe 3 nights of Chick flicks, including When Harry Met Sally and Pretty Woman to be taken twice nightly.

 

At the end of the course of treatment you won't give a toss what you dream, as long as you don't have to watch another chick flick

 

Tim

With things like that going on in the old 'cauliflower' region your therapist will start asking for payment in advance.

 

[This message has been edited by The Devil (edited 13-06-2002).]

I can see the film version of Timmy's dream being released in 5 years time, all about a Supra being stolen

 

 

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