OMG, poor bloke

 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

Link no worky

Thanks mate, sorted now

pmsl....... Girl power!

OMG ! :hurl:

in no way a violent person!! omsl yeah right

 

she should have her tits cut off, see how she likes it, or maybe sterilise the cow take her chances of having children away from her like she did for him

 

Disgusting, totally mentallly disturbed!

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

 

OMG...

Would you pick it up and hand it back...............I think not :shock: :hurl:

Then says she's not a violent person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i noticed this story is 2 years old....so she'd be out of jail now...so look out fellas

i noticed this story is 2 years old....so she'd be out of jail now...so look out fellas

 

hahahahaha, RUN ARGHHHHHHH

no need to rip em off a stilletto is equally as satisfying!

she sounds like a proper ball buster :x:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'll get me coat

she must have been pulling hard for that to happen! but then to try and swallow it!! she should be in a mental home. or killed.

I think the question has to be asked, what was he doing walking around with no trousers on?

Would you pick it up and hand it back...............I think not :shock: :hurl:

 

Some F**king mate you'd be. I picked my mate finger up and put them in a placky bag and the both work now. Though he has no feeling in his finger tips.

 

I think the question has to be asked, what was he doing walking around with no trousers on?:

 

Proberbly getting ready for bed. Or if it was a very hot night and in a city then just trying to stay cool.

 

Before the kids got older I used to amble around the place as nature intended. Even last weekend I sat around drinking beers with a friend of mine and his wife + the kids and my good lady around in just my shorts. It was godam hot.

lmao you couldnt make it up!!!!

I picked up a work mates head and put it in a plastic bag, but alas he was dead by the time we got to hospital, he suffocated :x:

I picked up a work mates head and put it in a plastic bag, but alas he was dead by the time we got to hospital, he suffocated :x:

 

Apparently I should have packed his fingers in ice, but when your just trimming business cards with a manual Guillotine (well he was I was just packing them in boxes) I didn't expect to be having to pack finger so I forgot the ice that day. Silly me How remiss.

Apparently I should have packed his fingers in ice, but when your just trimming business cards with a manual Guillotine (well he was I was just packing them in boxes) I didn't expect to be having to pack finger so I forgot the ice that day. Silly me How remiss.

mr guillotine :eek: "ouch" at least it must of been a clean cut,i believe a chainsaw cut is a no no as the teeth just rip the bone and flesh making it very hard for a recovery without limps and bad scars :(

I picked up a work mates head and put it in a plastic bag, but alas he was dead by the time we got to hospital, he suffocated :x:

pmsl :rofl:

That happened in Crosby! Ohh dear, I live there! Shiat im never trusting a woman from these parts agen i value my balls too much!

That happened in Crosby! Ohh dear, I live there! Shiat im never trusting a woman from these parts agen i value my balls too much!

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That story sounds like a load of bo**ox to me.....well one at least :D

I have to admit that, I find some of the responses on here a little strange!

 

Here we have someone who has suffered a serious sexual assault and mutilation and yet some members are jesting about it!

 

If a man had mutilated a womans genitals and other men were making jokes about it, I think there would be an uproar?

Good point!!