For some reason, for years I believed that Triumph TR7s blew up when they got to 127mph. Something my cousin said that I took at face value lol.

 

Anyone else got any strange things they used to believe?

For some reason, for years I believed that Triumph TR7s blew up when they got to 127mph. Something my cousin said that I took at face value lol.

 

Anyone else got any strange things they used to believe?

well lets just say i can still see :D

chinese women's Fannies go the wrong way, so i pulled 1 to have a look and its not true :rofl: :rofl:

when my gran died when i was about 4, i ask the ultilmate question "do they have knives and forks in heaven" lol

When I was a lad I ask my Gran what was wrong with her legs, (Varicose Vains) she told me she cut here leg while playing on the beach and thats what happens when sand gets in. :cry:

 

 

 

I still don't like going to the beach!! : :p

my brother used to traumatise me and tell me that if i swallowed pips from like an orange etc the tree would start growing in my tummy!

I got told if you pull an ugly face and the wind changes you will stay like it, fooking worked didnt it :rofl:

my brother used to traumatise me and tell me that if i swallowed pips from like an orange etc the tree would start growing in my tummy!

 

except it grew out you fanny :rofl: :x:

dont swallow chewy, it will clog ya insides up and you will die

When I was a kid used to belive that you grew up, met the girl of your dreams, got married, hnd a couple of kids and lived happily ever after!

 

as if lol

 

I never grew up, met loads of random woman (well a couple :) ), had kids out of wedlock and will die skint!

chinese women's Fannies go the wrong way, so i pulled 1 to have a look and its not true :rofl: :rofl:

 

get asked that all the time at work :(

 

missus is chinese and its FOOKING ANNOYING AND RACIST :(

my dad told me iff i walk through a load of nettles with just my shorts on it will make me stronger,that was allmost 40 years ago

 

the cruel old fvker,had butter lashed on my legs for a week :nono:

my brother used to traumatise me and tell me that if i swallowed pips from like an orange etc the tree would start growing in my tummy!

i believed that till a few years back!

 

dont swallow chewy, it will clog ya insides up and you will die

Another stupid one i believed!

when i was a kid my older brother told me that my uncle arrested a bad guy while driving a car on two wheels and hanging out the window. of course i believed him

when i was a kid my older brother told me that my uncle arrested a bad guy while driving a car on two wheels and hanging out the window. of course i believed him

As you would of course!

My best mate's Dad tragically died the same year as mine when they were working together on a building site. Sadly a ground excavation collapsed in on him. My Dad and his workmates couldn't get to him in time :cry: . When I got back to school, his son told me, and the whole class, that his Dad had been eaten by sharks and we all believed him. Years later my Mother told me the truth!

dont swallow chewy, it will clog ya insides up and you will die

yep i fell for that one too.

dont swallow chewy, it will clog ya insides up and you will die

yep got done with that one. believed it till i was about 18!!

I was always frightened that if my dad drove faster than 88mph we would end up going back in time to the olden days!!

me and my mates thought girls where realy gross and silly and if you touched one you had to get married and have babies.

 

Ha Ha kids what do they know

get asked that all the time at work :(

 

missus is chinese and its FOOKING ANNOYING AND RACIST :(

 

I tell ya in all fairness she was 1 of the best girls i ever went out with, shame it didnt work out, got treated better by her than any of the british girls i've ever been out with, my present lady being the exception she is a diamond. Its a shame it didnt work out to be honest :(

I believed for years that I had actually seen me Mam sucking Santa off

:o

I remember my dad telling my brother, who for some reason kept fiddling with his naval, that if he put a screwdriver in his belly button and turned it, his bum would fall off!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Another favourate as kids in school was hearing "Dont pick your nose, your head will cave in!" :rofl: :rofl:

I foolishly believed in the existence of Santa Claus. :rolleyes:

 

Also, TV's that were just picking up interfierence with no signal/input would blow up if they were left on too long.

My dad told me that when the ice-cream van played music, that meant that he sold out. Took about a year to figure this one out.

My dad told me that when the ice-cream van played music, that meant that he sold out. Took about a year to figure this one out.

:rofl: