Right I am bored with all this current boring rubbish! LOL

 

If you were that desperate that you had to, even for yer kids, dog or cat...wife/girlfriend at a push...have to pull off a job for money!!! What would it be?

 

I have looked at security cameras(as you do) in the local banks I use and thought "Hmmm, that camera could be cut on the way in etc." LOL

 

Would it be car theft like Gone In 60secs, armed robbery or ripping off the local Crimbo Club like what Arfur did in Eastenders?

 

Just for a laugh, be a Crim for a Day! Drug dealers are accepted! ROFL

 

Top heist jobs IMO would be...

 

1. Major Airport Job(Diamond Robbery etc.)

2. High Street major Jewellers

3. Drug Dealer(Not me fav but hey they make some money! LOL)

4. Stately home...like out of Lock, Stock...

 

You get the jist...so do yer worst...ohhhh and don't want any "I would never do anything like that posts!" this is just fantasy crime! Not real in any way, shape or form! LMFAO

 

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Ask Mr Blair for the keys to the Mint then shoot the fucker.

 

Bob

LMFAO

 

Bob you dark horse! ROFLMFAO

 

Aiiiiiiiiiii

 

 

 

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It would have to be a 'techhy' based crime...you know, hack into a system (bank accounts would be a good 'un)....transfer a couple of million....do a runner.

 

That way one would get to avoid life-curtailing inconveniencies like armed police, guards etc.

 

I used to deal with up to £20 million of a companies 'liquid assets' (i.e spondoolies....cash to you and me!!)...I never placed more than £8 million at any one time....but I thought on more than one occassion of setting up an additional account to stick it into and 'dissappearing'.

Unfortunately having family commitments (non-resident young daughter) was the excuse I needed to stop me trying to put the plan into action. Of course....if I'd known how much me Zed was goin' to cost........