Little definition list for ya all...Jeff TT

 

300 zx Automotive Tools

 

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.

 

STANLEY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing Samco pipes.

 

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.

 

MOLE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads & nuts

 

BENCH DRILL : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar out of your hands so that it smacks you in the gob.

 

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans off engine bits and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light never to be seen again.

 

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering your Zed to the ground after you have installed a set of Nismo lowered road springs, trapping the jack firmly under the front spoiler

 

PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbour to see if he has another hydraulic floor jack.

 

E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known drill bit.

 

TWO-TON HYDRAULIC ENGINE HOIST: A handy tool for testing the tensile strength of the hydraulic clutch lines you have forgotten to disconnect.

 

LEAD LAMP: The mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 60-watt light bulbs at a pace quicker than you can replace them.

 

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Used to round off

Phillips screw heads.

 

FLAT BLADE SCREWDRIVER: Used to open the slot on tight screws to a width greater than the width of the screwdriver.

Cheers Jeff that realy cheered me up M8.

 

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Jeff i forgot to ask you when you rang,what did n/a mean.Dont forget my Z is manual with cruise.If the s/wheel is still alright for you,its yours as soon as soon as my boss kit arrives.Its coming from New Zealand,Paul IOM said it had been sent(I think some Kiwi is rowing it here.

 

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How scarily well I can relate to some of those ...

 

Very funny !