if you had to power to name a new car and launch it what would you call it??

 

i'd like to see the creative process so explain the choice if you can

 

i'll kick off with the ........Kick-Off.....an mpv for footballers...space for kit bags a large net of balls and 12 people :D

I would call mine a

 

 

 

Toyota Supra ... a car designed to pick up school girls.

 

 

 

 

oh wait that already exists :headvswal

meat wagon.... for all moderators!

 

 

 

 

 

{ big hugs really} lol

 

yeah yeah i'd be in there too coz im one somewhere else too :duffer:

A clitorus..............it would be so popular that every twat would have one.

I would have a Nissan called "BMW" or a Toyota called "Ford" etc etc, you get the picture.....Just to confuse the general public and irritate rival car manufacturers

The 'Euro-dustbin' - anything else would require intervention by trading standards

NISSAN PNEUMONO*ULTRA*MICRO*SCOPIC*SILICO*VOLCANO*CONIOSIS

 

Purely to see the name badge on the back of the car :rofl: pmsl

 

EDIT: Damn the blumming self righting forum software :rant:

BMW - get out of the way i do own the road actualy .. they would sell millions lol

The 'Euro-dustbin' - anything else would require intervention by trading standards

 

Even dustbins are not safe

 

I would call it A FAST AS **** ONE

 

so when people ask "What do you drive?"

 

I could reply "A fast as **** one"

BMW Ican'tusemyindicatorsandI'macunt316i

 

A BMW model aptly named for the majority of their drivers.

BMW Ican'tusemyindicatorsandI'macunt316i

 

A BMW model aptly named for the majority of their drivers.

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: im with you on that one Si .. :rofl: :rofl: cant stop laughing now

merc olenbold

 

As most merc driver around here are just that old and without hair ontop :p

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and BTW this thread has me LMAO :)

BMW Ican'tusemyindicatorsandI'macunt316i

 

A BMW model aptly named for the majority of their drivers.

pmsl

They should have called the Zed - "Ifitsnotanimportitwillberusty"

The 'Euro-dustbin' - anything else would require intervention by trading standards

 

so true :p

A clitorus..............it would be so popular that every twat would have one.

 

The only problem is most blokes would never be able to find it.

 

IDONTKNOWWHERETHESWITCHIS. For those who have there fog lights always on.

 

MIDLEOFTHEROAD. For those who drive in the cetre lane or for some politicians.

 

YESISHOULDBEINFRONT. For those that like to push in.

 

Darrell

NISSAN PNEUMONO*ULTRA*MICRO*SCOPIC*SILICO*VOLCANO*CONIOSIS

 

Purely to see the name badge on the back of the car :rofl: pmsl

 

EDIT: Damn the blumming self righting forum software :rant:

 

Yeah, but that would be a good example of flauccinauccinihilipilification ;)

 

(I take it you watched "Catchword" too?)

BMW Ican'tusemyindicatorsandI'macunt316i

 

A BMW model aptly named for the majority of their drivers.

 

:rofl: :rofl: And the Merc Idontneedtocozi'melite