Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful

model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up. Then, all the other bells started to ring..........

 

Muwahahahahahaha

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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That is really funny!

 

Check these out......

 

CHINESE PROVERBS:

 

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

 

Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

 

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

 

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

 

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

 

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

 

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

 

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

 

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

 

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

ROFL

 

Good effort!

 

Especially the Crowded elevator smell different to midget...Class!

 

 

 

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And another........

 

Has anybody else heard that Craig David has given up the music industry to join the British Olympic archery team staff!

 

He's going to be their bow selector!

 

Matty.

 

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ROFL

 

I must have missed that! Yer looney!

 

 

 

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If Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

Why does man with hand in both pocket not feel too cocky?

another chinese proverb

"Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger"