The Geography of a Woman

 

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She ishalf discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

 

 

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.

 

 

Between the ages of 30 -35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

 

 

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

 

 

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

 

 

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

 

Between the ages of 60 and 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all-conquering past but alas no future.

 

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.

Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 

 

The Geography of a Man

 

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

 

Class!!!

 

 

 

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ROLFMAO!

 

Thats a top bit of observation.

 

Love it.

 

 

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->Me Charabang