NZR: Footie World Cup Squads

Now, I don't like fotball but this is funny

 

The following squads have just been announced for the 2002

World Cup

 

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

 

Pinnochio

 

Libero

 

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

 

Cheerio Subbuteo

 

Scenario Fellatio

 

Portfolio

 

SUBS:

 

Placebo

Porno

Polio

Banjo

Brasso

Stereo (L)

Stereo ®

Hydrochlorofluoro

Aristotle

 

 

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

 

Itch

 

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch

Scratchanitch

 

Hic Sic Spic Pric

 

Digaditch Fallinaditch

 

Horseraditch

 

SUBS:

 

Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

Shagabitch

 

 

RUSSIAN SQUAD

FOR WORLD CUP 2002

 

Whodyanicabolicov

 

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

 

Slalomsky Downhillsky

 

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

 

Fuckov Taykitov

 

SUBS:

 

Rubitov

Gechakitov

Sodov

Pastryshev

Najinsky

Desert Orchid

 

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

 

Chatanoogaciouciou

 

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

 

Busqueue Snookercu

 

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

 

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

 

SUBS:

 

U

NonU

ManU

Stuffyiou

Lee Kwan Yu

 

 

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

 

Toomanigoalssen

 

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

 

Firstsson Secconds

son

 

Thirdsson

 

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

 

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

 

SUBS:

 

Howmanygoalsisthatssen

Finallygaveupcountinssen

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

 

 

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

 

Baloni

 

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

 

 

Wotsontelli Toonsgotkenni Onetoomani

 

Legslikejelli Havabenni

 

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

 

SUBS:

 

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi

 

 

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

 

San Francisco

 

 

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

 

 

Don Criformi-Argentina Bodegas Luis Canon Sombrero

 

Chihuahua Jose

 

SUBS:

 

 

Jesus Maria Don Key

Burrito

Speedy Gonzalez

Tequila

Caramba

 

 

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

 

Kenning van Hire

 

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

 

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

 

 

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

 

SUBS:

 

Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison

 

 

News reaches us that Brazilian striker Fellatio no longer

has a limp. This could prove to be a major blow.

 

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man

Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and

the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

 

There is no place in the Dutch squad for sweeper, Dick van Dyke.

 

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the

squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam

with his finger in a dyke.