and she still wonders why i wont get up and get the pizza menu

 

"im a fat lazy b4stard"

 

will she ever learn lol

women eh, dont they ever get the message?

Why buy a dog, and bark yourself??

PMSL, both of ya's

and she still wonders why i wont get up and get the pizza menu

 

"im a fat lazy b4stard"

 

will she ever learn lol

 

tell her your thinking of her health by letting her run around after you, thats what keeps her fit and so slim. Mind you after 6 years your due for a new 1, you wouldnt keep a car that long :x: :rofl:

Good on ya mate, you must have some appealing qualities for her to stick around. No details required thanks. ;) :rofl:

What a lucky woman she is :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

A woman, a dog and a wallnut tree,

The more you beat them, the better they be.

 

:duffer:

A woman, a dog and a wallnut tree,

The more you beat them, the better they be.

 

:duffer:

 

:bow: to the quotemeister

Mrs StellaZ go pick up the menu then flick it across his ear order your pizza and forget to order his. Works every time LOL

Hey she is lucky she hasn't got to cook tonight, she should be greatful

and she still wonders why i wont get up and get the pizza menu

 

"im a fat lazy b4stard"

 

will she ever learn lol

 

I have only known you nearly too years and only met you twice and I even knew that. :tongue: :duffer: :rofl:

i have this conversation at least once a week

 

its not like i have overnight become lazy!? ive been lazy since i was 18 so its not like i can change that and she took the marriage vows knowing what i was like.

 

the thing which really gets me is she comes home from work, ive been sat on the pc all day grafting LOL and the first thing she says is "did you not think to load the dishwasher or did you not think to hoover up?" now i'm sorry but my brain does not work that way and i can hand on heart say nope it never crossed my mind :) so i say if you ask me to do a job or give me a list of jobs i will do them!? fair enough you may think?? and then the typical woman comment

 

"i shouldnt have to!!"

 

women cant live with them but cant do the house work without them :tongue: