1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".

 

2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing the night before.

 

3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start dreaming of having a son who might instead.

 

4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section.

 

5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.

 

6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.

 

7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.

 

8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.

 

9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of most of the things that are in it.

 

10. You start to worry about your parents' health.

 

11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to buy costs between 200 and 500 quid.

 

12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your children.

 

13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.

 

14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really nice half-bottle of house red.

 

15. You always have enough milk in.

 

16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.

 

17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in.

 

18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.

 

19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.

 

20. You wish you had a shed.

 

21. You have a shed.

 

22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in my day...."

 

23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has some really interesting guests on.

 

24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus,You tut at rowdy school children.

 

25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.

 

26.You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me"

 

 

All in my own opinion of course!! ;)

 

Alan.............

lol oh dear I'm 26 this year and most of them are familiar

yep...one or two familiar ones there!!

lmao 5 years left for me untill i cross over to this dark side u talk of!!!!

Far too many there for me!!

PMSL oh my god theres too many on that list that i do..top list

You look at tasty birds out with their mums and your not sure which one you would like to shag first :rofl:

You look at tasty birds out with their mums and your not sure which one you would like to shag first :rofl:

 

lol its worse when you realise you have shagged the mum and the daughter could be yours :rofl: :rofl:

lol its worse when you realise you have shagged the mum and the daughter could be yours :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

:x:

 

 

Too true :headvswal :headvswal

far far too many for me. 23 going on 73

Just turned 26 last week and its all too true, lol.

I can see the change looming on the horizon, 24 in August.

 

I better get a Stairlift fitted now before its too late!

Oh dear ....

come mr g you have it all wrong you know you would do em both

Sunday Roasts are the new rock n' roll!

you say things like....

"a nice cup of tea" and you realise that cheap car insurance at 25 was just a myth :rofl:

Ut-oh!!!! :x: :x: :x: :x:

and you start doing the cross word in the sunday paper and start recording programs because they end too late.