Or should I say big girls blouse

 

holy shit! wtf is it??

holy shit! wtf is it??

a spider LMAO! :tongue: :rofl:

Well if Big Kim is scared of that then........................Fair play so would I be

 

 

and if that aint deadly then it should be. :rofl:

yuk hope you stamped on it lol

Ive run from smaller than that, LOL :D :(

Or should I say big girls blouse

 

 

now that,s pretty :D

I've got something for that.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D

i had a weird dream last nite about a fookin huuuuuuuuuuuuge spider, like the size of a house or sumfin and some bloke with an afro shot at it with an uzi or sumthin and the spider had a tongue like a frog and he hit the bloke in the forehead with it so hard his eyes popped out then it said sumthin like "dont do that again" in a dodgy voice a bit like how tyson looks butch as owt but when he speaks he sounds like the kid who got picked on at school if u get me :confused: was a weird dream to say the least :D

i had a weird dream last nite about a fookin huuuuuuuuuuuuge spider, like the size of a house or sumfin and some bloke with an afro shot at it with an uzi or sumthin and the spider had a tongue like a frog and he hit the bloke in the forehead with it so hard his eyes popped out then it said sumthin like "dont do that again" in a dodgy voice a bit like how tyson looks butch as owt but when he speaks he sounds like the kid who got picked on at school if u get me :confused: was a weird dream to say the least :D

were you on the green last night :x:

Thats not my hand and it never will be.

 

I thionk the rule of thumb with insects is, the more brightly coloured they are the less dangerous they are, but don't quote me on that.

my rule of thumb with spiders is, "the bigger they are, the quicker i run" lol

I saw some pretty spiders while in Aus and a couple of snakes too wich is unusual as snakes tend to steer clear of us humans, and as we are thinking of going back we are doing a bit more surfing on another forum and thats where that came from.

 

I'll try and get some more.

a spider LMAO!

 

smartass! lol

smartass! lol

:D

Here is a post on another forum

 

Scary!

 

So, the other night, I'm lying on my front, in bed, cos that's how I sleep... And I feel this thing patter across my back in a spider like way. It was heavy enough for me to feel it.

We'd had a bad night anyway, with the 4 yr old up and down in the night (it wasn't him, he was in bed by this point) so I say to hub....

 

'There's something crawling across my back...'

 

He of course sighs, switches on the light, tries to find the spider which by this point has pissed off the side of the bed and has hidden somewhere.

 

I'm pretty sure it's Tristan, the larger of the Huntsman spiders and we have a good look for him, to no avail. He's probably terrified and has hidden by this point anyway. Must look like King Kong's after him with us two clumping around.

Anyway, after checking the bed, I lie awake for a further hour, not able to sleep due to the adrenaline coursing through my system.

 

When i awake in the morning I find that hubby has become disdainful of my drama in the night and believes it is purely in my head.

 

Last night, or rather 3am, Tristan decides to pay hubby a little visit and actually walks over his face.

Hubby is instantly awake - instinct I guess... and stays stock still until Tristan is off his face. Hub puts the light on and sees Tristan is actually hiding inside the pillow case. Hubby shakes poor Tristan out of the case but then can't find him. I guess if I was Tristan I'd be making myself as small as possible.

 

Hubby lies there awake for a couple of hours and eventually falls off to sleep, apologises to me in the morning for not believing me.

 

Here is a post on another forum

 

Scary!

 

So, the other night, I'm lying on my front, in bed, cos that's how I sleep... And I feel this thing patter across my back in a spider like way. It was heavy enough for me to feel it.

We'd had a bad night anyway, with the 4 yr old up and down in the night (it wasn't him, he was in bed by this point) so I say to hub....

 

'There's something crawling across my back...'

 

He of course sighs, switches on the light, tries to find the spider which by this point has pissed off the side of the bed and has hidden somewhere.

 

I'm pretty sure it's Tristan, the larger of the Huntsman spiders and we have a good look for him, to no avail. He's probably terrified and has hidden by this point anyway. Must look like King Kong's after him with us two clumping around.

Anyway, after checking the bed, I lie awake for a further hour, not able to sleep due to the adrenaline coursing through my system.

 

When i awake in the morning I find that hubby has become disdainful of my drama in the night and believes it is purely in my head.

 

Last night, or rather 3am, Tristan decides to pay hubby a little visit and actually walks over his face.

Hubby is instantly awake - instinct I guess... and stays stock still until Tristan is off his face. Hub puts the light on and sees Tristan is actually hiding inside the pillow case. Hubby shakes poor Tristan out of the case but then can't find him. I guess if I was Tristan I'd be making myself as small as possible.

 

Hubby lies there awake for a couple of hours and eventually falls off to sleep, apologises to me in the morning for not believing me.

 

Tristan, would get my foot up his arse, LOL :eek:

were you on the green last night :x:

 

:D not that nite no lol

that other spider a golden orb?

that other spider a golden orb?

 

Yes it is, well done.

 

Its a female, the male being smaller and brown.

 

They are so called cos of the colour of the web they spin.