What new stuff have you learned today about your fellow zedders?

 

Well it was great to meet some new faces today, I had a really great time spending the afternoon with you guys!!

 

Anyway, this is what I learned today.....

 

Lets drift drops her phone down the bog in order to get her hubby to buy a new one.She also eats chocolate until she is sick and doesn't know when to stop talking.

 

Hunnypie wants to shag my mate Matt cos he's got loads of money. Her boyfreind is cool with that.

 

Wozzer needs to get a ****ing zoom lense for his camera.

 

Some women dye there hair to match there Mums Skyline GTS.

 

Security guards are getting smaller these days.

 

MadMarco is way too tall for a SWB ZX.

 

My brakes are shit.

 

Honnypie's new name is Honeypot and Lets Dift's new name is Spearmint Rhino.

 

Oh yes and Letsdrift's (Spearmint Rhino) Husband has got a bent cock.(see my earlier point)

 

And last but not least - Wozzers got metal jewellry through his bell end.

 

Amazing what you learn over a pint and cheesy garlic bread!

 

:D ;)

 

Andy

Errrm Andy you got it wrong I don't eat chocolate till I'm sick it's I don't like to eat chocolate because it makes me sick :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

No that's not how it started!!

 

Honypie got the name Honeypot which is a chain of strip clubs (I can't remember how) and so as not to leave you out and as you girlies like to do things together (piss and poo) I decided to give you a name that is a chain of strip clubs too.

 

Got it?

 

Andy

Doh, got it LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh and how dare you call it a GTS, GT-R33 V-spec to be precise and I thought you guys where up on jap cars tut tut :p

 

Mich

 

Whoooops sorry, Very nice car looks good in purple.

 

I guess we have something in common............I have got a purple head as well.

 

According to Honeypot I have got a Clitoris in my ear. Have you got one in your ear?

Errrm Andy you got it wrong I don't eat chocolate till I'm sick it's I don't like to eat chocolate because it makes me sick :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

I think someones fibbing!

Gutted I couldn't make it now. Any pictures?

 

Andy yo seem to know a lot of names of stip joints.

 

Darrell

LMFAO nope not got one in my ear LMAO

 

And yes the sale went well hopefully with much sorrow the Skyline has found a new home, so next time I'll have to invade a jap meet in the cossie LOL

 

Mich

I would just like to add that my hair has red streaks and not purple, unless of course you are all colourblind :rofl: I swear its red :rofl:

 

Mich :D

I would just like to add that my hair has red streaks and not purple, unless of course you are all colourblind :rofl: I swear its red :rofl:

 

Mich :D

 

I must have a red helmet then.

Gutted I couldn't make it now. Any pictures?

 

Andy yo seem to know a lot of names of stip joints.

 

Darrell

 

STIP JOINT?

 

Yes, I love stippers!

 

WTF? :rofl:

STIP JOINT?

 

Yes, I love stippers!

 

WTF? :rofl:

 

 

YEAH me TOO............

 

 

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Sorry guys having trouble with my worms tonight.

 

Really should try and read what I have typed when i have had a couple of sherberts.

 

Dislexic fingers don't help

 

Darrell

This thread has had me falling off my chair with laughter, not a bad way to finnish a great meet at all.

 

Hope to see you all again pretty soon :D :D :D

 

Regards

 

Lets Drift (AKA Spearmint Rhino :rofl: :rofl: )

This thread has had me falling off my chair with laughter, not a bad way to finnish a great meet at all.

 

Hope to see you all again pretty soon :D :D :D

 

Regards

 

Lets Drift (AKA Spearmint Rhino :rofl: :rofl: )

 

You haven't read the Other thread then? Man caught on camera.....

 

Andy

You haven't read the Other thread then? Man caught on camera.....

 

Andy

Oh but I have ;) ;)

Oh but I have ;) ;)

 

 

not you then...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

 

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not you then...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

 

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Errrrr last time I looked I was female..... Wait a bit let me just check with the hubbie ......... Oh darling do these bit make me male or female..... What was that, do speak up .........Right love ;)

 

I'm all woman, hubbie's pleased to confirm :D :D :D

Sorry guys having trouble with my worms tonight.

 

Really should try and read what I have typed when i have had a couple of sherberts.

 

Dislexic fingers don't help

 

Darrell

 

I had thread worms 2 years ago. Very itchy bum so went to the doctor and he said I had worms!!!

 

Uuuurrrrggghhh unclean, stay away!!

 

Took some worm tablets and they came out in my poo. Absolutely Facsinating.

 

Might be able to dig out some pictures if anyone wants to see.

 

 

 

Andy

well wat the heck did i miss then, sumthing i dont know here or sumthing.

well wat the heck did i miss then, sumthing i dont know here or sumthing.

 

Ask wozzer what he's got planned for his knob.

I had thread worms 2 years ago. Very itchy bum so went to the doctor and he said I had worms!!!

 

Uuuurrrrggghhh unclean, stay away!!

 

Took some worm tablets and they came out in my poo. Absolutely Facsinating.

 

Might be able to dig out some pictures if anyone wants to see.

 

Andy

 

no thanks!

 

I'd rather see wozzers metal friend down below....... :hyper:

erm... was i at this meet :confused:

erm... was i at this meet :confused:

You went home early something to do with getting your lovely lady to her girls night out ;)

:mad: DOH! bloody women ;)

I must have a red helmet then.

 

Thats gotta be painfull I'd go and have that looked at if I were you :rofl:

 

Mich :D

I was going to attend this one but I got bird flu from the farm down the road...I give him fookin BOOTIFULL...... :wack: