What new stuff have you learned today about your fellow zedders?

 

Well it was great to meet some new faces today, I had a really great time spending the afternoon with you guys!!

 

Anyway, this is what I learned today.....

 

Lets drift drops her phone down the bog in order to get her hubby to buy a new one.She also eats chocolate until she is sick and doesn't know when to stop talking.

 

Hunnypie wants to shag my mate Matt cos he's got loads of money. Her boyfreind is cool with that.

 

Wozzer needs to get a ****ing zoom lense for his camera.

 

Some women dye there hair to match there Mums Skyline GTS.

 

Security guards are getting smaller these days.

 

MadMarco is way too tall for a SWB ZX.

 

My brakes are shit.

 

Honnypie's new name is Honeypot and Lets Dift's new name is Spearmint Rhino.

 

Oh yes and Letsdrift's (Spearmint Rhino) Husband has got a bent cock.(see my earlier point)

 

And last but not least - Wozzers got metal jewellry through his bell end.

 

Amazing what you learn over a pint and cheesy garlic bread!

 

:D ;)

 

Andy

hey leave that poor vagina alone!!! whats it ever done to you

 

only messing mr isherwood but you did ask for pictures!!

hey leave that poor vagina alone!!! whats it ever done to you

 

He implied I had a boyfriend :cry:

He implied I had a boyfriend :cry:

 

takes all sorts

takes all sorts

 

Where's Bertie Bassett when you need him?

having sex with the jelly babies

aken form a biology text book maybe you need to get some practice in love pmsl

 

i know i know, thats the underside of one of these

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and dont say its not coz they smell and taste the same and feel the same on your tongue

Edited February 22, 200916 yr by 300zx_girl

Bertie is a jelly paedophile? :eek:

this aint zed related (runs for cover from z brigade constabulary)

Damn right its not - certainly off-topic material

I will reply soon I just need to stop crying with laughter, my jaw hurts, my stomach hurts, I'm in a cold swet and I can't see.

 

FFS PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

whats wrong with talking about sea food?

I will reply soon I just need to stop crying with laughter, my jaw hurts, my stomach hurts, I'm in a cold swet and I can't see.

 

FFS PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you been bashing one out then?

I will reply soon I just need to stop crying with laughter, my jaw hurts, my stomach hurts, I'm in a cold swet and I can't see.

 

FFS PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

the after effects of too much self pleasing!! :D

Jaw hurts? WTF have you been doing? :confused:

you can have your bottom ribs taken out so you can give yourself a BJ, prince did it you know!!

i think he got it all wrong? That book is for female masturbation, you know!

you can have your bottom ribs taken out so you can give yourself a BJ, prince did it you know!!

 

yeah but he is only 4ft tall in the first place lol

i know i know, thats the underside of one of these

...........................

and dont say its not coz they smell and taste the same and feel the same on your tongue

 

OK so now I get it.

 

A vagina is the underside of a winkle.

 

I've got a winkle.

 

I just need to get that mirror down off the wall and I'll see what's under there.

 

Hang on back in a sec.

 

 

.

Edited February 22, 200916 yr by 300zx_girl

OK so now I get it.

 

A vagina is the underside of a winkle.

 

I've got a winkle.

 

I just need to get that mirror down off the wall and I'll see what's under there.

 

Hang on back in a sec.

 

 

.

 

 

Nothing like that under there, just a couple of round things an a bag.

 

Hang on. Is that the round balls you mentioned earlier?

 

I've found my Clitoris!!

 

Wahoooo!

 

Must ring the family

OK so now I get it.

 

A vagina is the underside of a winkle.

 

I've got a winkle.

 

I just need to get that mirror down off the wall and I'll see what's under there.

 

Hang on back in a sec.

 

 

.

 

found a book for you that will explain it all :rofl: :rofl:

found a book for you that will explain it all :rofl: :rofl:

 

That's very kind of you, I will only borrow it if you are sure you have finished with it. I will PM you my address later if that's ok.

 

I'll pay for postage, of course.

 

Cheers,

 

Andy

That's very kind of you, I will only borrow it if you are sure you have finished with it. I will PM you my address later if that's ok.

 

I'll pay for postage, of course.

 

Cheers,

 

Andy

 

no its yours bud honest, it was given to me to give to you by the girls on here for your valintnes pressie, shit i just dropped 'em in it they wanted me to keep it secret :x: hush my mouth

no its yours bud honest, it was given to me to give to you by the girls on here for your valintnes pressie, shit i just dropped 'em in it they wanted me to keep it secret :x: hush my mouth

 

Oh really?

 

So How do you explain your surname...

 

Carl kessing

 

I think you have just been exposed.

Oh really?

 

So How do you explain your surname...

 

Carl kessing

 

I think you have just been exposed.

 

yeah something like that

bump

 

 

 

:x: