* * * APOLOGIES FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH IN THIS THREAD BUT THESE PEOPLE WIND ME UP * * *

 

I seem to have a habit of attracting weird people on love@lycos, for example:

 

I get a message in my guestbook...

 

"hi there just dropped by to say hello"

 

So i go to have a look who left it...

 

Now let's break it down why i didn't reply (i'll save the pic till last it's classic):

 

 

Firstly, responding to the "catchline" i think given the size of her it wouldn't take much to chase her down... with a pack of wild dogs

 

"I enjoy clubbing and partying with friends" - what type of clubbing are we talking? Seal clubbing? Seriously if i saw this moose coming toward my nightclub i'd ban her

 

"I would like a man to wine and dine me" - I couldn't afford that even if i tried

 

"I am not bothered by looks" - No sh*t sherlock, do you have a mirror in your house?

 

"i don't mind if u can't afford to wine and dine me coz..." - Firstly text speak pees me off royally, secondly clutching at straws are we after saying i should chase you, then ask for me to wine and dine you and now say you don't mind if you don't. What you mean is you're desperate

 

Re: Everyday occupation - Looking at your occupation you're not exactly catch of the century are you?

 

"Children - None, hope i will some day" - I severely hope not, there's a point where i think sterilisation needs to be compulsary

 

And just when you think it can't get any worse, here comes the pic....

 

 

And immediately after i get this woman with no chin and no grasp of english grammar:

 

 

Who's description is as follows:

 

"well im 24 lives near sheffield, 5 10 long brown hair dyed diffrent colours, brown eyes, clothes 18-20, shoe size 9, bra 38b, plus i cant drive yet either. ( :rofl: )

 

things i like:

sci fi

football and cricket

geneaology

criminology

drawing

writing short stories

walks in the park

bars and pubs

meeting over seas people

ect................"

 

Fook me why i can't i get any normal people contact me???? :rofl:

Apparently she,s been overheard saying the same :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

 

fpmsl :rofl: cheeky sod lol :tongue:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OMG!!-looking at the first 'beast' dude,I'd just have a Sherman if I was you! :hurl:

OMG!!-looking at the first 'beast' dude,I'd just have a Sherman if I was you! :hurl:

 

At least i know where my hands have been i guess :rofl: pmsl

pmsl :rofl:

This thread is so fookin funny.............. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

More so to me, as I met Mrs Apache on the t'internet :shock:

.....Surely i can't be that ugly that this is the best i can do??? :shock: lol

Time for a POLL me thinks.

 

;) :rofl:

This thread is so fookin funny.............. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

More so to me, as I met Mrs Apache on the t'internet :shock:

 

Bless, it's not an overly bad thing meeting of the net mate :D

 

You'll have to bring your daughter to JAE next time and introduce me, i'll bring you some haribo? :D hehe

I was trying to find a picture of Nick on my PC, but I've only got the back of his head :rofl:

You'll have to bring your daughter to JAE next time and introduce me, i'll bring you some haribo? :D hehe

 

She's now spoken for mate :tongue: and isn't it me that brings the Haribo for you :confused: :rofl:

She's now spoken for mate :tongue: and isn't it me that brings the Haribo for you :confused: :rofl:

 

Aww nuts, well i guess i'm not into giant inflatable balls or skydiving anyway :rofl: :tongue:

 

Well i'm assuming you ate the rest of the big packet when you gave me two little packets :D lol

I was trying to find a picture of Nick on my PC, but I've only got the back of his head :rofl:

 

I've got his one :rofl: :rofl:

I've got his one :rofl: :rofl:

 

fpmsl :rofl:

Time for a POLL me thinks.

 

;) :rofl:

 

Up an running bud :D

" A ha!!No one can see my invisible chair!" "That'll confuse them!"

Aww nuts, well i guess i'm not into giant inflatable balls or skydiving anyway :rofl: :tongue:

 

Well the next little adventure is The Goldeneye Bungee Jump :shock:

 

http://www.trekking.ch/eng/007.asp :shock:

Well the next little adventure is The Goldeneye Bungee Jump :shock:

 

http://www.trekking.ch/eng/007.asp :shock:

 

See i'm more a "cook them a nice meal/sit on the beach at sunset/go travelling/kiss and a cuddle" kind of guy :rofl:

See i'm more a "cook them a nice meal/sit on the beach at sunset/go travelling/kiss and a cuddle" kind of guy :rofl:

hmmmmmmm, indecisive then!! ;)

Up an running bud :D

Eh, where's the "All of the above" option?

 

:rofl: ;)

hmmmmmmm, indecisive then!! ;)

 

pmsl :rofl: dropping off a dam with a giant laggy band around my legs isn't quite as appealing as a naked massage off a girlfriend to me strangely enough :D

Given the option I know which one I'd go for as well :D

Eh, where's the "All of the above" option?

 

:rofl: ;)

 

i didn't think i'd give you the satisfaction :tongue:

 

:rofl:

i think your trouble is your sobering up to much otherwise you would be at them like a dog to a bone bring on the beer goggle syndrome :shock:

See i'm more a "cook them a nice meal/sit on the beach at sunset/go travelling/kiss and a cuddle" kind of guy :rofl:

 

And you still can't get a decent looking bird :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: