* * * APOLOGIES FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH IN THIS THREAD BUT THESE PEOPLE WIND ME UP * * *

 

I seem to have a habit of attracting weird people on love@lycos, for example:

 

I get a message in my guestbook...

 

"hi there just dropped by to say hello"

 

So i go to have a look who left it...

 

Now let's break it down why i didn't reply (i'll save the pic till last it's classic):

 

 

Firstly, responding to the "catchline" i think given the size of her it wouldn't take much to chase her down... with a pack of wild dogs

 

"I enjoy clubbing and partying with friends" - what type of clubbing are we talking? Seal clubbing? Seriously if i saw this moose coming toward my nightclub i'd ban her

 

"I would like a man to wine and dine me" - I couldn't afford that even if i tried

 

"I am not bothered by looks" - No sh*t sherlock, do you have a mirror in your house?

 

"i don't mind if u can't afford to wine and dine me coz..." - Firstly text speak pees me off royally, secondly clutching at straws are we after saying i should chase you, then ask for me to wine and dine you and now say you don't mind if you don't. What you mean is you're desperate

 

Re: Everyday occupation - Looking at your occupation you're not exactly catch of the century are you?

 

"Children - None, hope i will some day" - I severely hope not, there's a point where i think sterilisation needs to be compulsary

 

And just when you think it can't get any worse, here comes the pic....

 

 

And immediately after i get this woman with no chin and no grasp of english grammar:

 

 

Who's description is as follows:

 

"well im 24 lives near sheffield, 5 10 long brown hair dyed diffrent colours, brown eyes, clothes 18-20, shoe size 9, bra 38b, plus i cant drive yet either. ( :rofl: )

 

things i like:

sci fi

football and cricket

geneaology

criminology

drawing

writing short stories

walks in the park

bars and pubs

meeting over seas people

ect................"

 

Fook me why i can't i get any normal people contact me???? :rofl:

Squinting doesn't give you a chin the size of south america bud :rofl: :D

 

lol, to be fair i think i could forgive her that :D :rofl:

Yeah I suppose it would be something to rest your b0ll0x on :rofl: :rofl: :rofl

pmsl :rofl: