* * * APOLOGIES FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH IN THIS THREAD BUT THESE PEOPLE WIND ME UP * * *

 

I seem to have a habit of attracting weird people on love@lycos, for example:

 

I get a message in my guestbook...

 

"hi there just dropped by to say hello"

 

So i go to have a look who left it...

 

Now let's break it down why i didn't reply (i'll save the pic till last it's classic):

 

 

Firstly, responding to the "catchline" i think given the size of her it wouldn't take much to chase her down... with a pack of wild dogs

 

"I enjoy clubbing and partying with friends" - what type of clubbing are we talking? Seal clubbing? Seriously if i saw this moose coming toward my nightclub i'd ban her

 

"I would like a man to wine and dine me" - I couldn't afford that even if i tried

 

"I am not bothered by looks" - No sh*t sherlock, do you have a mirror in your house?

 

"i don't mind if u can't afford to wine and dine me coz..." - Firstly text speak pees me off royally, secondly clutching at straws are we after saying i should chase you, then ask for me to wine and dine you and now say you don't mind if you don't. What you mean is you're desperate

 

Re: Everyday occupation - Looking at your occupation you're not exactly catch of the century are you?

 

"Children - None, hope i will some day" - I severely hope not, there's a point where i think sterilisation needs to be compulsary

 

And just when you think it can't get any worse, here comes the pic....

 

 

And immediately after i get this woman with no chin and no grasp of english grammar:

 

 

Who's description is as follows:

 

"well im 24 lives near sheffield, 5 10 long brown hair dyed diffrent colours, brown eyes, clothes 18-20, shoe size 9, bra 38b, plus i cant drive yet either. ( :rofl: )

 

things i like:

sci fi

football and cricket

geneaology

criminology

drawing

writing short stories

walks in the park

bars and pubs

meeting over seas people

ect................"

 

Fook me why i can't i get any normal people contact me???? :rofl:

I think anywhere else in Europe will do.

Basically anywhere the girls don't think it's attractive to copy guys and drink 20 pints every weekend, fight in the street, stuff their faces with 18" pizzas and throw up :rofl:

 

Still it's what makes them look like Bunny's hunny :rofl:

 

I think anywhere else in Europe will do.

Basically anywhere the girls don't think it's attractive to copy guys and drink 20 pints every weekend, fight in the street, stuff their faces with 18" pizzas and throw up :rofl:

 

true true Chris but they have to shave the arm pits, the fanny is an optional extra :rofl:

the fanny is an optional extra :rofl:

 

Not in my book (bed) it isn't :p :rofl:

 

 

Who's description is as follows:

 

"well im 24 lives near sheffield, 5 10 long brown hair dyed diffrent colours, brown eyes, clothes 18-20, shoe size 9, bra 38b, plus i cant drive yet either. ( :rofl: )

 

things i like:

sci fi

football and cricket

geneaology

criminology

drawing

writing short stories

walks in the park

bars and pubs

meeting over seas people

ect................"

 

 

that one aint too bad. plus i like crimiology and sci fi. but now im stuck with this moaning woman, and yes the cat came with the deal

 

i would!!!

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prob do this one too!!!

i would!!!

 

be rude not to

 

Who's description is as follows:

 

"well im 24 lives near sheffield, 5 10 long brown hair dyed diffrent colours, brown eyes, clothes 18-20, shoe size 9, bra 38b, plus i cant drive yet either. ( :rofl: )

 

things i like:

sci fi

football and cricket

geneaology

criminology

drawing

writing short stories

walks in the park

bars and pubs

meeting over seas people

ect................"

 

no chance of her fookin off and leaving you then :rofl:

OMFG... what where you guys on!!

 

LOL...

OMFG... what where you guys on!!

 

LOL...

 

on the pull by the looks of it :rofl: :rofl:

that one aint too bad. plus i like crimiology and sci fi. but now im stuck with this moaning woman, and yes the cat came with the deal

 

 

PMSL :rofl: what's up with the bike barracade and cat desperately trying to get out? :rofl:

PMSL :rofl: what's up with the bike barracade and cat desperately trying to get out? :rofl:

cause it was lamp shader's turn to cook

That cat looks like it's been out that door before, maybe the bikes there to stop it opening the door!! These cats are clever you know, did you see the Disney film 'The Cat From Outer Space'? It could talk!! :rofl:

PMSL :rofl: what's up with the bike barracade and cat desperately trying to get out? :rofl:

 

the woman refuses to chain the bike up outside in a locked yard :rolleyes: . the cat is on the look out for a nice boy as he is gay and called susan lol

the woman refuses to chain the bike up outside in a locked yard :rolleyes: . the cat is on the look out for a nice boy as he is gay and called susan lol

 

Bloody french cats! :tongue: :rofl:

As The Hamster has returned I can't be bothered to read the rest of this thread but I'll just say -

 

Mr Bunny is a lovely bloke and as my mate says 'NO PAPER BAG JOB'

 

there you are a referrence if you need one and good luck with finding Miss Right.

 

Big super special hugs mate :)

hey looks aint everything you know,look what i got from "dateline" and see how hard this one works for me

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Lincolnshire did she say??................... I think I'll move! ;)

me to :rofl: :rofl:

hey looks aint everything you know,look what i got from "dateline" and see how hard this one works for me

 

pmsl :rofl: i thought it was some sick ******* making a tiger give him a blowjob :rofl:

 

Opening it up revealed something FAR worse :hurl:

As The Hamster has returned I can't be bothered to read the rest of this thread but I'll just say -

 

Mr Bunny is a lovely bloke and as my mate says 'NO PAPER BAG JOB'

 

there you are a referrence if you need one and good luck with finding Miss Right.

 

Big super special hugs mate :)

 

Cheers eileen :D

 

It's done in jest, i can be a bit of a bitch but seriously that girl is scary :rofl:

 

Find me some fit 18 year old who likes zeds will you? and bring them along to the tunnel run? :D

 

Nick x x x

hey looks aint everything you know,look what i got from "dateline" and see how hard this one works for me

 

 

I'd send her back mate, she's already worn most of her fingers off so in a few months time no more :xxx: for you :rofl:

I'd send her back mate, she's already worn most of her fingers off so in a few months time no more :xxx: for you :rofl:

 

We haven't seen her lips yet, i'm guessing they're not in much of a better state... :rofl:

Mr Bunny is a lovely bloke and as my mate says 'NO!!! PAPER BAG JOB'

 

I've just added the missing punctuation ;) :rofl:

I've just added the missing punctuation ;) :rofl:

 

fpmsl :rofl: At least i'm not trying to make up for something by having to buy a 20ft power boat behind my zed :tongue:

fpmsl :rofl: At least i'm not trying to make up for something by having to buy a 20ft power boat behind my zed :tongue:

haha :nana2: