just caught her opening one of my cans, thats sacrelidge in itself, but the real prob is ive only got a few and i asked her on the way home from work if she wanted a drink tonite, should could have had anything (wine, cans, spirits some cheap cider) anyway she said no i dont fancy anything tonite so i explained that i only had a few so if she wanted anything we could go to the shops while we were out

 

why the fook do they say no, then go and do it anyway, it pisses me off, and now ive got one less can and the worst part is i know she will take ages to drink half of it then moan that its warm and flat and leave the other half :headvswal ,

 

id better be recieving oral gratification tonite, the fookin bitch gets it lol

pmsl :rofl: i reckon you're spot on there mate, head for beer with a head is a fair trade :D

Not good mate.

 

I just hope she was opening it so she could bring it to you on a tray with some nuts and crisps and stuff.

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Copy, Paste into Word, Print, and stick on the wall in a prominent place!!!

Send her back to her moms for some more training.

fookin serpants with tits, new rules on the fridge are

 

keep off my fookin tins bitch

 

and lillian cannot use the phone (bit of eddie murphy humour)

you could get her to piss in your mouth after? not wasted then lol

 

But they always bloody do it you get a take away , they dont want one but insist on eating half your kebab, ask em for a bit of chocolate and the answer is fook off you should of got yourself one. But then you can say well get fat then you tight bitch