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Not my Mam and Dad

I walked into my Mothers yesterday (they have a bungalow) there was nobody around so I went straight into the living room and ....................................

 

Conversation overheard from my Mothers bedroom between my Mother and Father.

 

"Just put it in, stop messing about, OW that really hurt!, you've missed the hole. Put it in properly, OW you've missed again. OH LOOK, it's bleeding now you pillock. Give it here, I'll put it in myself!".

 

Fearing the worst, I was ready to sneak back out when Dad comes into the living room looking all flustered. He says "I give up, I can't get that bloody earring in for love nor money!".

 

FPMSL :rofl:

 

Anyone else heard something and got it ALL wrong.

 

PS: like most parents, my Mother and Father DON'T do it (let's not go there :shock:

 

HARTY.

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