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I have magic underpants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How many people have door handles that have gone grey????

 

How many people have a matching grey glove box handle?

 

I am hoping to win many of you as new best friends and the female members will want to have my children when I reviel my revolutionary discovery. My mother will want to have me as her son again and I feel it will eventually lead to world peace and an end to global famin and a hike in the IQ of blonde women.

 

Let me know how grey plastic has effected your life and later today I will reveal a cheap and effective solution to your dilema. I will even cure some of you poor sufferers for free when our paths cross.

 

God bless you all I must go now, the nurse is calling my name.

 

Andy

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my hairs gone grey ... can u do anything with that ? lol ................ as long as it doesn't involve your magic undercrackers....... :tongue:

Just answer the ****ing question carrot cruncher.

 

And mine, but they won't be there for much longer when they're all ripped out and replaced with custom made ones :D

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so, should a damp vinegar-y cloth sort the issue?

 

Vinegar is for fish and chips! this is a much more sophisticated approach.

 

Anyway, do really think i would put vinegar in my magic underpants?! With my rash, are you crazy?

 

God, just the thought is making my eyes water.

 

Andy

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And mine, but they won't be there for much longer when they're all ripped out and replaced with custom made ones :D

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh, get her.

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my hairs gone grey ... can u do anything with that ? lol ................ as long as it doesn't involve your magic undercrackers....... :tongue:

 

Elmo, you may moc my magic undercrackers but soon you will bow before the greatness of the prophet.................................... CALVIN KLEIN Holy saint of plastic misfortune.

 

As for your hair well your heading for the glue factory me thinks.

 

I have one grey pube, how many do you have??

 

In fact lets start a survey. Bum crack can't count. Come on ladies don't want you to feel left out.

 

That reminds me I must ring my Mum.

 

Andy

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My plastic end clips on the rear parcel blind are very grey, almost white

 

Don't worry Paul, all will be revielled later on..................

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Well realistically there won't be any handles needed :D

ok but in the mean time, do you want black handles again???

 

By the way what are you going to do?

 

Andy

Anybody tried Autoglym Bumper Care on it?

Works wonders on the outside plastic and rubber trims and takes them back to new.

It doesn't leave that horrible silicon mess that you get from Back to Black etc.

Can I have half of what you've been having please? :rofl: :D

ok but in the mean time, do you want black handles again???

 

By the way what are you going to do?

 

Andy

 

Yeah it'd be nice, i wouldn't say no :rofl:

 

Basically have solonoid poppers in the doors and just a brushed ally button to pop the door open on the inside of each door by the electric window up-down control and under the wingmirror like a tvr

back to black spray works a treat on these, 5 years on and they are still black.

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Yeah it'd be nice, i wouldn't say no :rofl:

 

Basically have solonoid poppers in the doors and just a brushed ally button to pop the door open on the inside of each door by the electric window up-down control and under the wingmirror like a tvr

 

Nice!

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