All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. A corrected copy:

 

He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:

Sooflay, a restauranteur, Guday, who lives in Australia, Huray, a sports fanatic, Sashay, who is gay, Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa, Sayhay, a baseball player, Ojay, a stalker and murderer, Gulay, a singer and entertainer, Ebay, an internet entrepreneur, Biliray, a country music star, Ecksray, a radiologist, Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders, Raygay, who lives in Jamaica, and Tupay, who is bald, and by seven daughters, Lattay, a coffee shop owner, Bufay, a big eater, Dushay, owner of a feminine care products company, Phayray, an actress, Sapheway, a grocery store owner, Ollay, who lives in Mexico, and Gudlay, a prostitute. There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family.

15 different mother's too no doubt. Saddam was a man-slag! :rofl:

15 different mother's too no doubt. Saddam was a man-slag! :rofl:

 

Hey Scrawni - You should have put this in the jokes section, it might have got some appreciation

 

Dave

i dont get the Oyvay bit at the end :confused: sorry im a bit slow this afternoon

i dont get the Oyvay bit at the end :confused: sorry im a bit slow this afternoon

 

Oy vay? It's a jewish saying? They hated the jews? :D

I just tried to read it out to the wife

 

All I got back was stop laughing and shut up, I'm not interested

 

She's a missery guts,,,,,,,Boooo

Oy vay? It's a jewish saying? They hated the jews? :D

 

ah. ok. i'll take your word for it. :wack: