As I sit here eating 'dinner', I wondered if anyone else isn't exactly cordon-bleu when they're home alone.

 

Two sausage rolls, a pack of doritos, 6 chocolate teacakes and a tin of chopped tomato, 4 bottles of Blandford Fly (great stuff).

 

Dave

One of my faves is instant pizzas.

A slice of toast with tomato sauce and a cheese slice. For that professional touch, finish with a sprinkling of italian herbs!

Takes all of 30 seconds for when you're really lazy. Tastes great after a glass of 65% Black Death Vodka before going out with the lads.

Best prepared to X-Press 2 - Lazy on the MP3 player! LOL

 

stable diet = 2 bacon sandwiches, 2 packets of prawn cocktail crisps, 2 cans of cherry coke, half a tub of cheese coleslaw,

 

other than that its takeways all round,

Jeez! You lot are really gonna make it to 90 aren't you Get yer missus to cook some healthy food!

 

Robert

 

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It's OK - I wasn't full so I've had a couple of Carlsbergs and a tub of Asda bargain coleslaw (only 22p).

im alright i go to gym 3 times a week play squash twice and go swimming :O)

 

I probably won't make it to 90 though, probably die in high speed rta one day

Praise the Lord for Pot Noodles

Paul

dont forget the crime of all crimes chinese food from the previous days take away for your tea.....dont deny it be a man and admit i have

If i havent already had it for breakfast Tooly

coco pops for me tonight chaps, batchelor life.. cant beat it

Lads, Lads, Lads you should NEVER be cooking for yourself, you should be coming to my restaurant for dinner great food just for the Z Boys

 

Regards

JOHN

Originally posted by dunk300zxtt:

Get yer missus to cook some healthy food!

 

 

 

It's a struggle to get my missus to cook any kind of food

 

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id be up for a trip to your restaurant, infact how about a group meet and group feed, lol.

where abouts is it matey? i could always let the missus take me out though..

ROBERT YOU BIG GOBBY GIT

 

1)in our house you dont even know where anything is in the kitchen.

 

2)you never take your plate out.

 

3)you can't even find the dishwasher let alone open it.

 

4)you occasionally get yourself a drink if the boys are out playing.

 

5)and if i'm out you eat a family sized trifle to eat to yourself, a couple of apple pies and plenty of chocolates.

 

In 7 years you have never visited the kitchen apart from to collect meals cooked by me.

 

MRS dunk300zxtt (Wendy)

DOH!!! Exposed on a public forum!!

 

I will hang my head in shame

 

Robert

 

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Try:

 

Toast, done one side.

On undone side - light amount marmite, chilli pickle (the HOT one), Grated mature cheddar, sliced tomatoes, salt, pepper, paprika, in that order.

Blast under grill to heat through and brown cheese and tomato.

 

Slice and add (this is IMPORTANT) - loads of vinegar.

 

Eat with relish of tomato ketchup, brown sauce or mayo.

 

Fucking rocks!

 

Glen