...has got me to this point :tongue:

pmsl :rofl: how has this turned into the slowhand and carls_got_a_zed slagging match thread? :D

 

because slowhand likes to be my bitch and gets off on it when i slate him

because slowhand likes to be my bitch and gets off on it when i slate him

 

Rubber suits and whips for you two then :rofl:

Rubber suits and whips for you two then :rofl:

aint borrowing your rubber suit nick :rofl: :rofl:

Cann't be arsed to read the whole post but I guess it has to do with Bunny post whoring again.

 

Go bunny Go :tongue:

Oh and I notice it has nothing to do with Zeds :x:

But I lied I've just read the whole thing and it's made me fall off my chair clutching my sides, with tears rolling down my face laughing :D :rofl: :rofl:

lol, no i did realise you'd poached them from one of my all time favourite films but just more original than most of the whoring :D

 

 

 

:)

 

 

This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities

But I lied I've just read the whole thing and it's made me fall off my chair clutching my sides, with tears rolling down my face laughing :D :rofl: :rofl:

 

Yes i have broken 7000 with only 120 posts separating me and funkysi from respective 11th and 10th highest whorers on the site i'm feeling fruity :dance:

:)

 

 

This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities

 

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight

Yes i have broken 7000 with only 120 posts separating me and funkysi from respective 11th and 10th highest whorers on the site i'm feeling fruity :dance:

 

 

He's within your grasp - take him!

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight

 

 

:bow: :bow: :rofl:

He's within your grasp - take him!

 

 

Oh errrm mrs :x:

;)

:bow: :bow: :rofl:

 

And to top it up:

 

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

He's within your grasp - take him!

 

PMSL :rofl: well as i said i was about 1000 behind last week and now i'm only 600 odd behind. He's a tough opponent but i'm sure i'll beat him eventually :D

 

ONWARD AND UPWARD!

And to top it up:

 

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

 

 

:rofl: - I actually did laugh out loud then.

 

Same actor, different film.

:rofl: - I actually did laugh out loud then.

 

Same actor, different film.

 

I didn't know if you'd get it but assumed a cultured soul such as yourself would have seen Wayne's World 2 and remember it's the same actor playing PRETTY MUCH the same character :rofl:

Why did I post that ? :(

because slowhand likes to be my bitch and gets off on it when i slate him

Now now , Carl , have we forgotten to take the medication that the nice men from the Psychiatric Unit prescribed for you ? Try to remember : " This will stop all those fantasies that i`ve had since my annual trip to Thailand to mingle with the ladyboys ended in arrest and imprisonment . "

While lots of people might be flattered by your , frankly sick , attentions , I plead with you to try to keep up the treatment and perhaps even become as normal a member of society as is possible...given your sadly obvious limitations . Women are not evil , give them a chance . Whether any sane one would return the same , I sincerely doubt . But hey , there`s always

religion .

Take Care of him , someone

PMSL

 

But alas I must go. The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp.

PMSL

 

But alas I must go. The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

Many thanks for that link ages ago...had to watch the film this afternoon , `til I needed a nap in my cold flat . Thank God for Deep Heat .

Mr Craig David , Linkmeister :bow: :bow: :bow:

And you managed to hit 13 posts a day.

 

Look forward to the 13 for today.

 

Have to say though si's is 13.53

 

Darrell

Why did I post that ? :(

 

 

I saw the original - you little traitor - you're trying to get yourself in with us - you're obsessed with your guts - you're like a bloody rugby ball already, you must die, you must die!

 

:tongue:

pmsl :rofl: