...as i have food poisoning so spending most of the time under the duvet shivering and being sick and shitting myself :cry:

 

Bloody curryhouse, won't be going there again :(

hope you get well soon nick i had it 5 years ago and it was the worst thing i have ever had, wasnt right for a while

or maybe this is you nick not taking any chances today

 

BLOOMCLART

lol, well just to give you some amusement i woke up this morning to find my bum had had a mind of its own in the middle of the night, niiiice :rofl:

 

Spent a good 20 mins cleaning up,

 

I HATE HAVING THE SQUITS!!!!! :(

That post is USELESS without pics!! Take some photos of your shit stained bed sheets!

lol, well just to give you some amusement i woke up this morning to find my bum had had a mind of its own in the middle of the night, niiiice :rofl:

 

Spent a good 20 mins cleaning up,

 

I HATE HAVING THE SQUITS!!!!! :(

 

OH FFS....

 

If any 'future bunny girlfriend' reads that thread.. you have more chance of hell freezing over than jumping her bones with a statement like that :rolleyes:

 

:hurl:

you sure you dont want some of my special tablets then nick?

 

 

oh and in funki si's immortal words "what colour is your poo??"

I might need some soon i think just not immodium, that's the wrong sort :D

 

OH FFS....

 

If any 'future bunny girlfriend' reads that thread.. you have more chance of hell freezing over than jumping her bones with a statement like that :rolleyes:

 

:hurl:

 

lol, there are no future mrs bunnys at the moment :rofl:

Are there like bits in it? Or is it just pure brown liquid?

lol, well just to give you some amusement i woke up this morning to find my bum had had a mind of its own in the middle of the night, niiiice :rofl:

 

Spent a good 20 mins cleaning up,

 

I HATE HAVING THE SQUITS!!!!! :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you sh1t yerself?

 

Did a little bit pop out? Just a little bit?

 

Oaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Did you miss the bowl at all....you know when you pull your pants down too quickly at the wrong angel and release the sphincter too early and shit all round the rim and bits on the floor?

 

How many bog rolls have you gotten through?

 

Have you shat your pants at all or just the bed?

Did you miss the bowl at all....you know when you pull your pants down too quickly at the wrong angel and release the sphincter too early and shit all round the rim and bits on the floor?

 

How many bog rolls have you gotten through?

 

Have you shat your pants at all or just the bed?

 

does this shit actually turn you on or something!

 

you sound like you are sooooo interested that you might just be getting off on it all.

 

Why dont you go round and visit him, then you can see for yoursef.

No. Just bored at work and find it amusing like a little 5 year old does when they laugh at the words bum, willy, boobies and poo.

YOU SAID BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

fpmsl

does this shit actually turn you on or something!

 

you sound like you are sooooo interested that you might just be getting off on it all.

 

Why dont you go round and visit him, then you can see for yoursef.

 

its a survey we men like to do :dance:

Nick you sould of taken the hint, and got some Pampers for the night, or you could get Huggies pull ups now

lmao....

 

you guys are WORSE than kids!

 

:rofl:

pmsl :rofl: you worry me, all of you :D

 

Well just tried eating some solid food so we'll see where it goes from there really

avoid these

 

whole grain breads and cereals

fresh or frozen fruits (except banana)

dried fruits

fruit juices with pulp and prune juice

raw vegetables

canned onions, corn, olives, pickles, and Brussels sprouts

fatty foods

dried beans

rich desserts

milk and milk products

alcohol and caffeinated coffee and tea

spicy foods

fried foods

 

 

and these will help control the runs..

 

bananas

applesauce

boiled white rice

tapioca

white bread

plain pasta

creamed cereals

eggs

potatoes (without skin; mashed or baked)

fish

chicken or turkey (without skin)

im sure one of these will suffice.

pmsl :rofl: you worry me, all of you :D

 

Well just tried eating some solid food so we'll see where it goes from there really

 

strait out your arse i recon

Did you sneeze or cough and find yourself soiling yourself? Were the farts really wet and sloppy?

avoid these

 

whole grain breads and cereals

fresh or frozen fruits (except banana)

dried fruits

fruit juices with pulp and prune juice

raw vegetables

canned onions, corn, olives, pickles, and Brussels sprouts

fatty foods

dried beans

rich desserts

milk and milk products

alcohol and caffeinated coffee and tea

spicy foods

fried foods

 

 

and these will help control the runs..

 

bananas

applesauce

boiled white rice

tapioca

white bread

plain pasta

creamed cereals

eggs

potatoes (without skin; mashed or baked)

fish

chicken or turkey (without skin)

Butt plug

 

:shock: and you say we are sick

pmsl :rofl: you lot are just sick, the lot of you although i did think of the cork idea last night :rofl:

 

This morning i ended up sleeping on my back with my buttocks wedged together to make sure nothing else slipped out :D

Christ! Imagine the fire power you'd get with a butt plug!! Don't lie on your front as you'll be needing a new ceiling!

I wouldn't dare, the pressure would be too much, plus my bum is a one was system only. Stuff comes out but doesn't go in there! :nono: