It has been ridiculously windy here today, few moments ago it seemed like the whole place went "THUNK"..

 

I just looked out through my window and it seems that outside is a bit weird!!! everywhere is in really bright colours there seems to be a yellow road going off in the distance..

 

and there is lots of little people staring in through the windows sounds like they are singing "ting tong the b*tch is dead" (Obviously dont like Little Britain!!)or something like that anybody know what to do??

 

and more importantly these red shoes i just found outside the door dont fit me so....

 

 

 

i mean i knew it was windy but !!!!! wonder if they have zeds here...

If you think it's bad on land, think how bad it is at sea. I've just been on one of our ships that's just berthed and it's absolutely dreadful out there. I've just had to arrange another tug to steady the vessel while it's sat at berth. This thing's over 30,000 tons worth and it's being dragged about like a toy boat in a bath.

i think you have to follow the yellow brick road? mayb there's a Z at the end of the rainbow?

christ guess worse things really do happen at sea?? pmsl

 

seriously tho what do i do about these little people ?? their singing is really annoying..