I am in need of all your wisdom here.

 

I am going away with nine other lads on a ski holiday in Bulgaria in a couple of months and have decided to compile a leage table to see who can be the biggest lad! :hurl: :dance: :duffer:

 

Any ideas for what I can include on this table of mine?

"food" :)

Who can hit the biggest jump in the snowboard park!

 

prepare for broken bones...

less clothing = more points!

Doing 18yo twins = automatic win

The one thing we normally do is give points for touching people in luminous all in one ski suits.

You get extra points if they have mono-skis and you get even more points for trying to hug them.

 

It's a lot of fun

Who can ski over water the furthest

Who can jump a road

Who can do the longest rail

Who builds the most porno snowmen

Bonus for any hotdogging action

Iluminous Ski Suit Comp. Have to stand in front of tehm sheilding your eyes from teh glare.

The candid Phone Cam Ski Butts comp. Who can get the most amount of nice asses in ski suits. Obviously this dont work with the snowclown boarding set as they dress like gypsies

Pull a pig competition. Extra points for

- public displays of affection

- threesomes

- pulling her mum too

LOL,

 

All look like viable suggestions!

 

 

There is a nice pole dancing club there so points for lapdances might be an idea too.

 

No points for nookie that way though. Don't want the richest person with the least shame topping the table!

One of my mates went to Tignes and (for those of you who know) there is a big old lake there.

 

They went out in the middle of the night and walked about on the frozen lake. They co-ordinated their efforts that night and went to sleep happy.

 

When the rest of the resort took the lifts up the hill in the morning they all looked back down the valley to see a mahoosive c0ck drawn on the lake. It was over 500m long!

 

Happy days...

see who can run furthest from your chalet/cabin/hotel naked before having to turn round and get back in the warm.