ive got scratch marks all over my bonnet, there is a cat round my way likes to sit on my bonnet when the engine is warm, but because i polish my zed a lot the bonet is slippy, you can see the fookin scratches where it has been clambering to get a grip

 

ill get a grip of the little b4stard, may put some poison down for the fooker, i hate the b4stards to start with, now i detest the coonts :headvswal :rant: :rant: :rant:

 

when i findout who it belongs to they will be getting a :slap:

You can get some stuff that scares cats away....scent wise I mean. I forget what it's called.

erm isnt it called hellraiser s pullover!!!

i have 4 of the little gits. was my main reason for getting a car cover, then they can sit on it all they want.

 

Worst time was when car was on stands and cat went to jump onto it, car was higher than usual and cat misjudged it = claw marks. :headvswal

http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?sofocus=bs&sbrftog=1&from=R10&satitle=cat+repellent&sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&sargn=-1%26saslc%3D3&sadis=200&fpos=BA6+8AE&ga10244=10425&ftrt=1&ftrv=1&saprclo=&saprchi=&fsop=1%26fsoo%3D1&coaction=compare&copagenum=1&coentrypage=search

You can get some stuff that scares cats away....scent wise I mean. I forget what it's called.

 

I believe it's called 12 bore. :D

Nooo. I like cats...although don't like what they do to cars...could never kill one.

I always have to check under the car before dropping the jack down as almost half squashed one of them once. Stupid thing sat under the sump just as was dropping the car back down!

Tell me about it.

Got up this morning to find one of my goldfish sat on the side of the pond looking rather dead.

Must be the 5th this year and cost me about £60 in total :(

I once saw 6 cats sat around in the garden at once, they're everywhere! :rant:

ive got my two nieces here with me, they are outside with their hats and gloves on chasing any cats that go near my car, have asked m sister if they can stay the night but she's having none of it lol (24 hour cat protection)

awwwww bless em you can have my kids matey lol

ive got scratch marks all over my bonnet, there is a cat round my way likes to sit on my bonnet when the engine is warm, but because i polish my zed a lot the bonet is slippy, you can see the fookin scratches where it has been clambering to get a grip

 

ill get a grip of the little b4stard, may put some poison down for the fooker, i hate the b4stards to start with, now i detest the coonts :headvswal :rant: :rant: :rant:

 

when i findout who it belongs to they will be getting a :slap:

 

 

You can borrow my bird if you want :cool: within 1 week there wont be any cats left in your street never mind you garden

 

http://www.tekniq.org/mac1/HH1.jpg

 

I know what you mean though I had the same problem at my last house cant say I have anymore though :duffer:

fookin ell mac, think i would prefer the cats on my bonnet, if that thing landed on my car it would have a hooge dent never mind a scratch lol

You can get some stuff that scares cats away....scent wise I mean. I forget what it's called.

 

lemon juice is the cheapest way of doing it, they hate citrus smells.

 

Just put lemon peel in a muslim bag and stick it under the windscreen wiper or clean the glass with lemon scented glass cleaner and they should fook right off :D

 

Either that or leave some cat nip growing in a pot on the drive and they'll be attracted to that

Buy some Catnip,sprinkle it everywhere over your car,Claws wont be a problem anymore :dance:

 

Paul.

pmsl :rofl:

Just put lemon peel in a muslim bag and stick it under the windscreen wiper or clean the glass with lemon scented glass cleaner and they should fook right off :D

 

Where do you get those bags from and do they come with bombs in?

Sounds effective! :rofl:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslin

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim

 

:tongue:

just put orange peel around the area of yar car and your bonnet they hate it so i was told :smash:

:wack:

This is the wife's cat, Mr Pickles.

 

He's so cute!

 

Him and his furry friends would never damage a car. Probably.

Accidently leave some squid out in an open bag for 'em, they wont be coming back!! :dance:

supposedly cats hate moth balls, i put some round my pond but they also hate black widow catapults and air rifles....fookin vermin...:D