Aside from the fact that this thing is the automotive equivalent of a failed year 11 GCSE Technology project....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-CIVIC-SHOW-CAR-LAMBO-DOORS-SPINNERS-BOOTBUILD_W0QQitemZ330062339164QQihZ014QQcategoryZ18206QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

....I've never read such a load of old *****cks in my life. Overzealous power claims are a common trait of these types of ebay 'fall for it' adverts...but this takes the biscuit.

 

THE ENGINE IS IN MINT CONDITION AND SPITS WATER OUT OF EXHAUST SO U CAN TELL ITS MINT AND WELL LOOKED AFTER.

 

I'm sure most with even basic mechanical knowledge will find this amusing

I wonder what on earth led him to believe that spitting water out of the exhaust is a sign of a good engine

pmsl :rofl: well could be worse, it could be spitting bits of piston out the back end? :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: well could be worse, it could be spitting bits of piston out the back end? :rofl:

 

Shame it's not. Even more of a reason to put the poor thing out of its misery.

I wouldn't be boasting about being on the warwickshire echo or whatever the fook it is, what a total prick.

 

I despise people like this guy who go on about their crappy insignificant inserts in the media no matter how small it is.....by the way did you see i'm in the top right hand corner of the santa pod review of total jap cars magazine from october? :rofl: PMSL

 

lol, anyone going to email him and tell him his head gasket's fooked! :rofl:

My Rover has water coming out of the exhaust - Big clouds of it, in its gas form! Thats why its says spears or repair on the ebay add!

 

What is that liquid you see dripping from exhausts tho? It cant be water as you see it on cars that are at running temp? Mine doesnt do it tho, just oil from mine!

One of my pet hates is the Lambo door thing. If anyone has ever seen the kit in the flesh, they'll know just how garbage they actually are.

 

I've only ever once been in a car with Lambo doors that worked well, but strangely enough it was actually a Lamborghini Diablo ;)

 

As for the rest of that car........

 

Skip it! :tongue:

What is that liquid you see dripping from exhausts tho? It cant be water as you see it on cars that are at running temp? Mine doesnt do it tho, just oil from mine!

 

Condensation. It can take ages for it to disapear, especially if it's collected in pools within the silencers. Every time the car moves away (even when warm) it'll dribble out of the back. Especially noticable on cold days. Unless a car's been driven at higher RPM for a more prolonged period, then that depends on how long it lingers.

 

Some cars will create more initially, and burn it off more quickly. Usually stainless exhausts will as they warm up and cool down quicker than mild steel systems. Zs burn it off quickly because the exhausts get so hot. Some cars, the tips don't really get that hot.

I used to have an upswept zorst on my old mini

 

my brother sprayed water into it once when washing the car so i started it and sprayed him back!

well obviously the car was just having a p*ss

pmsl :rofl:

i ju7st read that. where on there does it say anythng about his power. just says its a rebuild 1.4?

yet another barried up honda 5hitvic oh dear im sure he will get four times its value on flea bay

i ju7st read that. where on there does it say anythng about his power. just says its a rebuild 1.4?

 

My comment with regards to power claims was a general comment about 'most' types of add like that.

That's one sweet ride,Phat,kewl-or any other *****cks twats like this come out with!!

One word-SHITE! :hurl:

Apart from the water comment I think we're being a bit harsh. Don't get me wrong I'd never buy that, I hate that kind of thing, but he's just your average boy racer type and I bet if the add was on max power they'd love it on there.