FFS - went shopping today - and do i regret it or what!

 

found one of these

 

Epilator

 

and thought - wow.. get rid of the razor and lets give this 'posh' thing a go :wack:

Stoopid me didnt realise that it pulls the hairs out but proper fast.. like tweezers on steroids! And fuc me does it hurt or what ...

 

Only tried it on a little part of me leg.... and OH MY GOD!! Is it painful or what. :cry:

 

Why are woman so stoopid when they go shopping...

 

'ohhh thats nice, let me have one' :rolleyes:

lol, clean it and give it to someone for their chrimbo present ;)

lol, clean it and give it to someone for their chrimbo present ;)

 

ewwww man!

 

Seriously tho.. if it hurt that much on the leg.... how much morphine does one take when you head further south! :shock: :shock:

ewwww man!

 

Seriously tho.. if it hurt that much on the leg.... how much morphine does one take when you head further south! :shock: :shock:

 

You don't do your feet do you :p

ewwww man!

 

Seriously tho.. if it hurt that much on the leg.... how much morphine does one take when you head further south! :shock: :shock:

 

Further south than the leg? Like the carpet? :tongue:

You don't do your feet do you :p

 

 

:wack: how did u guess.... the wolf that i am...

perhaps she does her legs while standing on her head!

oh i just clicked....

 

told u i was stupid! ok I aint going south.... I'm going central!

oh i just clicked....

 

told u i was stupid! ok I aint going south.... I'm going central!

 

You must be a wolf then with a hairy belly, do you need it tickled

You must be a wolf then with a hairy belly, do you need it tickled

 

 

pmsl... yea i'll lie on my back... :dance:

Are you sure you aren't going to shave jou poes? :D

Are you sure you aren't going to shave jou poes? :D

 

my what.... :confused:

poes? :D its is afrikaans :D

poes? :D its is afrikaans :D

 

 

:shock: SHOCK HORROR.... didnt expect an English lad to come out with that.... hence me reading it differently! OH MY GOD.. no not with that thing - the pain will be unbearable! :cry: :cry:

whats even scarier is it plugs into the mains... if im sat in teh bath giving it the buzz buzz shave shave... and ZAP.. no more HP !!!!!!!!!!!!

pmsl :rofl: i used to live and work with afrikaans in northampton picked up a couple of words in my time lol :D

thats two of you english boys who understand Afrikaans on the site now... and just me and Piesoup who know to be careful what we say now!! LOL

Ek probeer tans Afrikaans leer, maar ek kan dit nog nie praat nie :D Pas op :D

Further south than the leg? Like the carpet? :tongue:

 

 

Well it is rug related

Ek probeer tans Afrikaans leer, maar ek kan dit nog nie praat nie :D Pas op :D

 

u try..... something something .... but i can not speak??

 

 

damn i need to go home and brush up!! :rolleyes:

Ek probeer tans Afrikaans leer, maar ek kan dit nog nie praat nie :D Pas op :D

 

that look like Belgian! :wack:

PMSL at Chris!! :rofl:

u try..... something something .... but i can not speak??

 

 

damn i need to go home and brush up!! :rolleyes:

 

I am trying to learn Afrikaans but i cannot speak it yet. watch out :D

 

You should know all this!!! :tongue:

Well it is rug related

 

i wonder why they call it a rug..

 

or a rug muncher.. i mean for goodness sake has anyone tried munching a rug.... its nothing like that!! :smash:

i wonder why they call it a rug..

 

or a rug muncher.. i mean for goodness sake has anyone tried munching a rug.... its nothing like that!! :smash:

 

I'm all ears, would love to hear how you know what either tastes like

 

Especialy why you felt teh need to eat some shagpile

i wonder why they call it a rug..

 

or a rug muncher.. i mean for goodness sake has anyone tried munching a rug.... its nothing like that!! :smash:

 

99% of the girls i have gone down on have been cleanly shaven, there was the one and i can officially say it was a rug and no i didn't munch it :tongue:

I'm all ears, would love to hear how you know what either tastes like

 

Especialy why you felt teh need to eat some shagpile

 

i've forgotten how to type... :wack: sorry cant tell you! lol