We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.

 

We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.

 

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

 

Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics.

 

We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.

 

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

 

Systems support men always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

 

We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games.

 

We got off the Titanic first.

 

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look like complete dorks in our clothes.

 

We have total control over our eyebrows.

 

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

 

We can cry to get out of speeding fines.

 

The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool... and football.

 

We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

 

We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our... womanhood.

 

Taxis stop for us.

 

We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever.

 

We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

 

It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other football thing). But we look incredibly cool when we do.

 

We never recognize ourselves in aspects of Mr. Bean. Ever.

 

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We know that stupid.

 

OI!! We aren't the ones who put on warpaint to look good. We just look good anyway.

ok ... you guys can slate us as much as u like... but you couldnt live without us girlies!!

 

U need us...

 

Yep, washing, ironing, cooking, cleaning..........................................carrying things from the bedroom to the bathroom.

Yep, washing, ironing, cooking, cleaning..........................................carrying things from the bedroom to the bathroom.

 

 

:rolleyes: yeah coz u guys would probbaly be infested with diseases if we didnt look after u men! :rolleyes:

probably

Throwing stones been doing that since I was a child nice flat smooth ones skimming across the local boating lake or cross the tops of waves on the sea oh and knocking objects off walls.

 

Oh yes I can change a plug, replace a washer on a dripping tap, change the brakes on a car, remove and replace most parts on an engine, use power tools, and Oh and I do the girlie girl things like wear high heeled shoes, paint my nails, sew, cook and shop if I have to.

 

:p :p :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

 

PANTS ON FIRE

OH and they only let the women off the Titanic first so that it stayed afloat for a lot longer.

we can as soon as men can give birth.

 

er....................NO!! :shock: :slap: thats a really bad idea.

A lot of what you say is true LOL there are loads of advantages thats why women dont deserve equal pay. If I come back reincarnated I deffo wanna be a woman. I fancy a slice of the easy life :rofl: :rofl:

OH and they only let the women off the Titanic first so that it stayed afloat for a lot longer.

 

R u single.....

R u single.....

 

Me dear, single dear......no dear.

Me dear, single dear......no dear.

 

oh thats ok...I get it now... your gay :)

 

:rofl:

 

ok just wondering what kind of pick up lines you use.... coz if its anything like some of the stuff your saying... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

oh thats ok...I get it now... your gay :)

 

:rofl:

 

ok just wondering what kind of pick up lines you use.... coz if its anything like some of the stuff your saying... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

HOW VERY DARE YOU

Personally, I like women.

Or wummin as they are called up in Glasgow.

 

A good wummin is hard to find, but difficult to keep.

 

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Unless you are hung like a kids arm holding an apple !! :rolleyes:

 

Alan........

Personally, I like women.

Or wummin as they are called up in Glasgow.

 

A good wummin is hard to find, but difficult to keep.

 

Unless you are hung like a kids arm holding an apple !! :rolleyes:

 

Alan........

 

PMSL...... :p :p