just out of curioisty (i promise ;) ) what would be the best way to get shut of a body,sensible answers only please and within reach of your avarage man and not like "i duck taped him to the side of a space shuttle 2 mins before blast off" :rolleyes:

people have pissed me off in the past. Your allowed to plan things just not do them, they cant send you down for dreaming.

 

I wanna be your friend... and hopefully not piss you off... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

fair enough @ planning stuff - my decking is rather long and wide... sure can fit something under there... as long as it dont smell! :hurl:

I wanna be your friend... and hopefully not piss you off... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

fair enough @ planning stuff - my decking is rather long and wide... sure can fit something under there... as long as it dont smell! :hurl:

 

 

Rose buse over the top that will cover the smell and will use the body as compost. :hurl:

 

Dont ask me how i come up with these things cuz i dont know.

Rose buse over the top that will cover the smell and will use the body as compost. :hurl:

 

Dont ask me how i come up with these things cuz i dont know.

 

me thinks you were the gardener for some rich mafia or columbian drug lord in ur past life :rofl:

 

anyway... thanks for the tips.. will bear them in mind!!

I'd bury them in a concrete poor for foundations etc on one of my sites a good C45 mix would strip your flesh and internals in minutes

 

The moral of this story

 

Would you really want to piss me off? :rofl: :rofl:

one of my EX FRIENDS was going out with a girl i knew quiet well...him and her dad were in some foreign currency deal back in zimbabwe and the boyfriend got so pissed off with the girlfriends father he drove with him to a quiet place... took all the foreign currency and locked the girls father in the car and burnt the car ... boom bye bye father in law .. sucker went to jail and all.... then all of a sudden he was out at some club in town ... guess he bribed the courts! :nono:

 

anyway - basically that would work - burning the car and body.... of course only if you dont tell people your in the car with the person! :slap: Thats how they caught the fool..

'hey babe, im just with your dad in the car' :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

i've always thought the best way to get rid of someone would be to get pissed up, go out in your car, find them and run them over... banned for a few years & you;d do minimum time in jail - probably be out on licence in under 3 years

What you could do is go sky diving with the person you want to kill and just inject them with a seditive as you take of that way when you push him hout the plane it just looks like he didnt pull the cord and then splat, or cloraphorm as that wouldnt really show on an autopsy.

when i was living in california i got a job working in a little back town hog shop and use to talk to the old vett harley riders,anyway one sunday we all went for a ride into the desert and i got a guided tour of a few lets just say burial sites :shock: and these guys were fvkin serious aswell.Disposing of a body all depends on your home area and ile tell you over in the usa its much easier due to some pretty remote areas that people just dont tread up to this day. Ime going over at xmas for 3-4 weeks and ile be catching up my old mates at the hog shop which time ile bear this thread in mind :rofl: :rofl:

What you could do is go sky diving with the person you want to kill and just inject them with a seditive as you take of that way when you push him hout the plane it just looks like he didnt pull the cord and then splat, or cloraphorm as that wouldnt really show on an autopsy.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: dude you watch to much television

i'll remember never to go out in a car with you then :rofl: :rofl:

 

one of my EX FRIENDS was going out with a girl i knew quiet well...him and her dad were in some foreign currency deal back in zimbabwe and the boyfriend got so pissed off with the girlfriends father he drove with him to a quiet place... took all the foreign currency and locked the girls father in the car and burnt the car ... boom bye bye father in law .. sucker went to jail and all.... then all of a sudden he was out at some club in town ... guess he bribed the courts! :nono:

 

anyway - basically that would work - burning the car and body.... of course only if you dont tell people your in the car with the person! :slap: Thats how they caught the fool..

'hey babe, im just with your dad in the car' :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Just sit it in the local.

 

Most of the punters in there are brain dead anyway.

 

Darrell

when i was living in california i got a job working in a little back town hog shop and use to talk to the old vett harley riders,anyway one sunday we all went for a ride into the desert and i got a guided tour of a few lets just say burial sites :shock: and these guys were fvkin serious aswell.Disposing of a body all depends on your home area and ile tell you over in the usa its much easier due to some pretty remote areas that people just dont tread up to this day. Ime going over at xmas for 3-4 weeks and ile be catching up my old mates at the hog shop which time ile bear this thread in mind :rofl: :rofl:

 

If you upset these people how we gonna come and visit your grave if no one knows where your going to be buried :rofl:

There comming to take you away, Haa Haa Hee Howw Howw

 

There comming to take you all away.

You've all forgotten the obvious.......

 

........stick it in an existing grave in a cemetery :tongue:

 

No-one would think of looking for a (missing person's) body in an existing grave ;)

 

Richard :cool:

:shock: i'm not too sure but is this the norm nowadays??? now if anyone really wanted to know of how to dipose of a body they could type it up on google and all this phsco bo110x would come up :hurl:

Lets try shal we and see if Big Brother can find it.