nicked this idea...anyway no prize on offer its just for the hell of it....right off you go...post reply with pic number 1,2,3,4,5,6 etc

1) 'where the heck is my hubby - he cant park to save his life'

2) 'when i said it handles like its on rails - i didnt mean literally stoopid male'

3) 'fooking tornados'

4) 'typical men.. playing dodgems with my car'

5) 'cant find the leak hun... sorry'

6) 'Easy way of changing the tyre - WTF was he thinking?'

" is this what the BMW salesperson meant when it goes round corners sideways"

 

" this car really does handle like its on rails :rofl:

 

" Honey, this car is realy driving me up the wall :rofl:

 

" when i said i wanted tramlines i menat in my hair!! "

 

" read the label on the front old man .. it says DODGE as in out of the way im in a hurry"

 

" you can in a Nissan ... you cant a Mazda!"

and they say women deserve insurance discounts ffs

i have some at home, will post em up when i get back!

here ya go

they are all saying "no wonder men think we are shite drivers"

all of them are saying

 

" Shit looks like I'm Gonna have to Swallow"

 

:shock:

women have more crashes but men dont fvck around when we crash. normally cuz were doing around 100mph while eating a kfc turning a corner and changing gear at the same time.

2nd one ,, the train from westminster to brighton has been cancleled due to beatles on the line !!

all of em

 

Fvck