Bwahahahah!! Lets see what each of you got and when / how you are going to peg it.

 

Linky

 

 

Athene: At age 51 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico. :shock:

at age 87 my friends will dare me to wee on an electric fence and i will die , ill just be happy if i can get it up at that age !!!!

At age 54 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

 

sounds like a normal Saturday night for me! :nelson: :rofl: :rofl:

 

FFS I nearly choked on my coffee... funniest one!!! :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

 

Craig David: At age 34 you will die shagged to death by all the young women from an internet forum related to auld Datsuns.

 

Hunnipie - have you rigged this? :tongue:

 

you know it dont you!! :) P.s.. when r u 34 - gotta make a note in my diary!

Alex: At age 54 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

At age 45 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

Steve: At age 75 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

 

I knew that was going to happen :tongue:

 

Steve :)

craig bloomfield: At age 34 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

greg: At age 63 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death. :wack:

Steve: At age 75 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

 

I knew that was going to happen :tongue:

 

Steve :)

 

buy a scooter when you hit 75 steve :tongue: only a few years away mate :p

jimi: At age 79 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus

M: At age 66 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

David: At age 74 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

M: At age 66 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

dam those buses :wack:

dam those buses :wack:

 

I thought exactly the same!

nick clark: At age 55 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. :smw:

http://www.deathclock.com/

 

 

Alan...........

JAMES - At age 57 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

At age 68 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

 

Owww errrr :shock:

Jason,at the age of 52,you will be initiated into the silly buggers society at a party.But you will mis-hear the rules and accidently push a large aubergine into your ear-hole! :duffer: :slap:

carl: lost in time in my time machine somewhere in the past or future, it broke down as it was made from secondhand zed parts

 

or in a large explosion whilst sitting on the bog the morning after a curry

ed: At age 35 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

Anna: At age 71 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Shunter: At age 71 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

 

I think i've already died, and it's all a dream already!!!!

Dave: At age 33 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus. :(

 

Funny you say that Dave.....

 

Ivan Taylor: At age 56 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

 

Ivan :rolleyes:

at the age of 47 i will be addicted playing a game online and die of starvation

At age 35 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

 

:confused: Oooh-err