Just for fun to see how much our perfumed pals really know about footy!!! LOL :rofl:

 

No cheating either. This is a "Google Free" thread!

 

Bet most of you know a lot more than me!

I have been red carded on more than 1 occasion for mentioning the brown. apparently thats offside with the missus lol

I have been red carded on more than 1 occasion for mentioning the brown. apparently thats offside with the missus lol

 

Explain you ought to take advantage of both ends of the pitch, so the ground wears evenly :D

 

Any hole's a goal! :D :D

this post should go national with the question being asked to linesmen and refs

ISNT THAT WHERE YOU TAKE A SHOT AT GOAL AND THERE IS NO OPPOSITION DEFENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THE GOALPOSTS???

 

dont laugh i despise football and im probably wrong

no we wont laugh

 

 

ha Ha ha. ha ha ha Ha

HAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWAAAAAHAAAA HAAA

 

poor pathetic creature MWaaa haa haaa

i have no idea either, it's just repressed homosexuality on a field. i hate football erh i mean acting lol

You've probably got more of an idea about it than me Sarah! :rofl:

ISNT THAT WHERE YOU TAKE A SHOT AT GOAL AND THERE IS NO OPPOSITION DEFENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THE GOALPOSTS???

 

right track Sarah. no coconut tho :D

defenition of off - side

 

when the person on the attacking side is passed the ball and is infront (nearer the goal) of the last defender... (how the heck do u explain it in words.. lol)

defenition of off - side

 

when the person on the attacking side is passed the ball and is infront (nearer the goal) of the last defender... (how the heck do u explain it in words.. lol)

 

...and that comes from a lass in sunny Southampton!!!!!!!

...and that comes from a lass in sunny Southampton!!!!!!!

 

did i get it right?

 

what do i win?! :D

You are missing the finer points about whether the player is "active" or not, but I don't know any men that can explain that in detail so I guess you are right.

 

You win a kiss from JutinDorville :nana2:

You are missing the finer points about whether the player is "active" or not, but I don't know any men that can explain that in detail so I guess you are right.

 

You win a kiss from JutinDorville :nana2:

 

Doe's she???

 

Cool!:D

 

I think both girls did pretty well though. I thought I knew what it was for ages untill my footballer mate told me about all these finer details of the rule.

 

What will they think of next, Female Referees!!!LOL :rofl: :rofl:

You are missing the finer points about whether the player is "active" or not, but I don't know any men that can explain that in detail so I guess you are right.

 

 

Is that 'acitve' in the Withnail & I sense?

 

I think that Ashley Cole is - what a waste of Cheryl Tweedy!

i have no idea either, it's just repressed homosexuality on a field. i hate football erh i mean acting lol

 

Amen brother :nana2:

 

Richard :D

Don't care for it myself. Missus explained it to me last week. It's just a field full of rich poofs who dive on the floor in "agony" when someone runs upto them! Then they complain they're £500 hair has been ruffled!

 

Ivan

Don't care for it myself. Missus explained it to me last week. It's just a field full of rich poofs who dive on the floor in "agony" when someone runs upto them! Then they complain they're £500 hair has been ruffled!

 

Ivan

 

wish i had some of that magic water they use, would make turning up to rta's and heart attac's a whole lot easier :rofl: