Guys, hope you can help, this is a bit embarassing, but I don't know who else I can turn to :( Basically, I've just been for a shit (so far so good), I then, like any normal person does, wiped my arse (you'd think all was going well). Unfortuately, I now have a piece of andrex stuck to my arse and I don't know how to get it off :cry: My first port of call was the Andrex Customer Helpline advertised on the back of the packet (great! you think, some helpfull advice!). Bloody answerphone! :cry: I'm not leaving a message for them all to laugh at in the morning! So what do I do guys? What makes it worse is I have a hot date to pick up first thing :cry: C'mon guys help me please!

try sitting in some water... soften the shit and the paper - hopefully it will fall off... if all else fails, light it up .... fight fire with fire