Anyone gonna bolt the doors and turn all the lights off then? B4stards. :mac1:

 

Actually, the little buggers never usually come to our road...prolly cause they know it's full of misserable chunts like me. :rofl:

love that one si!

you have this nack of painting such delightful picture o f other members dave lol

 

 

Thanks. I wish I could spell correctly teh 1st time round though. Bloody Dyslexis.

 

Oh and talking of observational powers, Its D_E_V_8_U_K not dave.

 

You can call me Dave if thats what turns you on though. And if your realy kinky you can call me fat old barsteward, I dont mind. But just so you know I dont put out on first dates.

You know what the best thing to do is. This will really get them. Get a load of sprouts, cook them, melt some chocolate, cover the sprouts in them. Get some empty Ferrero Roche paper cups and put them in there. Put them on a plate, when aforementioned little bastards come round wanting a 'treat'....you've got something funny for them to eat! :rofl:

 

 

Nope. Something far better. Make chilly balls out of bread crums and fry them. cover them in chock and laugh like fook.

im ready bring the little *******os on, me and my Fortmeir 50cal will sort them out

 

I will definately be ignoring the door and my kids will be tucked up fast asleep in bed!!!