Hi,

 

Having problems with my Puta and knowing that a fair few of you work in the Puta world thought I would bung a question to you to keep ya on ya toes like!

My computer is slowing down, and I am getting a message saying can't display picture not enough memory free, Sometimes webpages time out as well. Is it time to ditch it or if I delete a load of old crud on the hard drive will it speed up, were do I find the crud to delete, apart from the Thai Ladyboy Carnival Download Files, which were planted on the Puta by aliens, Your Honour!

 

Mark

sound slike you need a good defrag and delete session.

 

Delete everything ur never gonna use/need, then run Disk Defragmenter (Start>Programs>Accessories>System>Disk Defragment)

oh btw the defrag will take hours so might be best to put it on overnight or something. This should speed it up quit a bit.

 

Then check for crap running in the background, this will either be started from the Start>Programs>Starup folder or in the registry. If there is stuff you dont need (there will be, office startup etc..) then remove it from wherever it is. To remove stuff from the starup folder right click it and hit delete. Dont forget to empty the recycle bin cos this sucks rescources. To remove stuff from the registry (more than likely will be lots of junk in here) then do the following:

 

Start>Run>"msconfig">Enter

 

There is a tab at the end called "startup" this is where you will find stuff starting on boot, untick the box next to stuff you dont want.

Cheers Clarkey