I collected my Zed yesterday afternoon - and have to say what a great job Jim has done...
The new loom and injectors have transformed the car, the engine runs so much smoother and feels more responsive. I needn't have worried about the suspension, it looks lower in the photos than it actually is. It's still on the low side, but Jim has set everything up well - not too harsh, but it also handles just nicely. The steering wheel is dead straight, after Jim replaced the rack bushes and track rod ends and performed a laser alignment - something the usual tyre places often fail to get right.
Suffice to say, I enjoyed the 100 mile drive home - definitely well worth the trip.
Thanks Jim🤩
By
RichardS ·
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the
midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"OK Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you
see
her that the baby is black".
"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money
and
nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porno movie. The leading
man was black".
"Oh," says the midwife, "it's really none of my business and I'm sorry
that
I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I must also tell you
that
the baby has blonde hair".
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "You see the co-star in the movie
was
this Swedish guy."
"Oh," the midwife repeats, "it's really none of my business and I hate
to
pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes".
"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the
movie, I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife collects the baby and presents her to the girl,
who
immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
"Thank God for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling
that it was going to bark!"