They say a swan can break your arm. And they are a large, aggresive bird.

 

What weaponry would you want to attack one with little / no fear of loosing?

a fishing rod, i use to catch them for a living near my favourite carp lake :rolleyes:

Which is harder - a hippo or a polar bear?

 

bend over and see which one will penetrate your dirtbox the hardest :hurl: pat the looser on the back and leave a Viagra ;)

Yeah, leave the swans alone!

 

If you are near a river or lake and and a swan looks like he/she may do you harm, just feed it. Give the poor thing some bread and it will soon become friendly......

 

Until the bread runs out - then it'll turn on you, demanding more with it's cruel beak and evil, beady eyes. :smash:

gotta be polar, they smash through thick ice and attack huge sealions who have pretty sharp teeth themselves

 

So you'd rather get bitten by this? :shock: :rofl:

 

 

Wikipedia is great :D

My money's on the Hippo.

 

The polar bear is the largest land carnivore and very hard.

 

But the hippo's four times as big and has an exceptionally large / vicious mouth. They often kill crocodiles.