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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! Tim is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend of his Macca. So everyone please put your hands together for Tim!

Jerry: Okay, now Tim you're here to talk about someone aren't you?

You: Yes.

Jerry: And what is this other persons name?

You: Sharon.

The crowd SQUEALS with delight.

Jerry: Okay, okay, well Sharon, is actually here tonight -

The crowd SQUEALS.

Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Tim, because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... Warren!

You: What the HELL!!!

Out of nowhere you pull out a chair. Warren reaches for the chair. Out of the shadows Tracey appears.

Tracey: Wait everybody wait!

Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First tell us why you're here Warren.

Warren: Because I saw Tim and Tracey making out at London!

The crowd goes absolutely INSANE.

Tracey: That's a lie! I was home watching Jack Ass!

Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem Warren?

Warren: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Macca who has recently become engaged to Tracey.

The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement.

Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Macca out here because Tim had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... Sharon that's right!

Macca: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Sharon! You know I'm how I feel about Sharon!.

Tracey: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Sharon!

Macca: Because I knew that I could never have Sharon. But Tim promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!

Tracey: What about respect for MY feelings!

Warren walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Macca.

Warren: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.

Again the crowd SQUEALS.

Tracey: Oh my God! Are you SICK!

Tracey runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly.

Tracey: Tim take me away from all of this!

You: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married...

The crowd does its bit.

Tracey: Married?

You nod.

Tracey: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand!

You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to Sharon.

Macca: (screaming) WHAT!!!

Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night?

Sharon: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 15 times if that's what you mean.

The crowd squeals.

Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... Tim is married to Sharon who Macca has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Macca has recently become engaged to Tracey who was recently spotted kissing Tim in London. Now on top of this Warren has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Macca.

Sharon: That's right Jerry.

Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight.

Queue cheesy background music and fade to black.

 

Absolute CLASS!!! ROFL

 

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[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 11-04-2002).]

Well after I seen his picture in JP I would rather have Tracy now sorry Warren LMFAO .

 

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