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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

 

what a plan.... he's a legend!!

 

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

 

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

 

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

 

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

 

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

 

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

 

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

 

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

 

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

 

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

 

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

 

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'

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Sounds like a good plan to me. The sooner the US stops causing terror and stops meddling in the rest of the worlds affairs the sooner we will all get along with each other.

Im all for never going to America or talking or trading with teh Yanks.

I'm also all for never going to a Islamic or Jewish country.

 

Now, where else in teh world can I go. Fook me almost every decent peacefull country there is. Awsome.

America is a brilliant place, just because of a crap regime, doesn't mean you shouldn't visit. I hate Bush and his lead handed aggressive foreign polices, doesn't stop me liking the country and the vast majority of really cool people I've met over there.

 

I've also been to a number of Islamic countries (Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Egypt) and found the people there to be most friendly and pleasant.

America is a brilliant place, just because of a crap regime, doesn't mean you shouldn't visit. I hate Bush and his lead handed aggressive foreign polices, doesn't stop me liking the country and the vast majority of really cool people I've met over there.

 

I've also been to a number of Islamic countries (Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Egypt) and found the people there to be most friendly and pleasant.

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most of that is spot on.....but...since when did Americans speak 'English'??????

"BUSH" is a first class tosser because "stone cold says so" and thats the bottom line :D and my yanky wife cringes when i qoute old wwf stuff :rofl:

OK here is some thought about some of his comments

 

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

 

what a plan.... he's a legend!!

 

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

 

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

 

Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin... Guy seems to think that the 2nd world war only started when the Japs bombed pearl harbor and that we wernt responcible for standing up and sayiong if you continue we are at war? Twat.

 

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

 

Troops are not needed in Germany. The cold war is over, fact. The philipines dont want the yanks there anyway, there is no reason for them to be there other than its a strategic post in teh pacific. If he had left it at Korea he woudl of had a good argument.

 

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

 

It takes longer than 90 days to go to court and finalise everyones finacial affairs. Its a system teh Yanks started. Its called probate

 

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

 

So how many Irish would be left in New York? Or how about the Jewish Community? Or the Hispanic?

 

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

 

Err wrong the student in teh 9/11 where not mature, they where ave age for student doing masters and PHd's. Again wrong

 

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

 

There is enough Bull Shit coming from this country they should be able to do this.

 

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

 

I would actualy like them to do this, not for the price of oil but to see how long it is before the Soudis pull all their money from teh US and ask for their loans to be paid. Hey Williams, can you spell BANKRUPT

 

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

 

Yep. good argument. But its delivered by US MArines and given to combatants. SO who is to blame there? And when the Marines do turn up to "guard" the food, when warlords turn up to get it the Marines stand there and watch. Again whos fault.

 

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

 

Its in Switzerland you ass, small place call Geneva

 

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

 

Nope but we can still call you fat coonts

 

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'

 

No shes saying, do you want a peice of me MONSIURE, shes French. So will probably have a tizzy fit over teh state of her dress rather than get insomeones face

I dunno. In amongst the satire there are some fair points. America is a great place. Unfortunately 300 million people virtually guarantees that some of them are going to be ignorant, bigoted, small-minded, gun-toting rootin' tootin' red necks who can't understand why everyone else doesn't see the world the same as they do. But I'd have to agree with Si: there are an awful lot of really great people in America as well.

 

It's not a bad place, and certainly a lot better than living under the Taliban, or Saddam Hussein, or in Saudi Arabia. I've never been myself but I have a friend who travels there on business fairly regularly and it's just *not* a safe place to be a westerner. We just don't get to hear about the problems here because the information is suppressed. Oh yeah, and interestingly given that Saudi Arabia is supposed to be one of our allies, did you know that you can't take a Bible into the country? Mmmm, nice and tolerant then, whereas if you're a Saudi Arabian you can bring a copy of the Qur'an into this country and stand preaching on the street corner. Understand that I'm not saying you shouldn't be allowed to do that, but I do find the hypocrisy a little hard to swallow.

 

My attitude to immigrants in this country (can't speak for the Americans) can be summed up as fine, come here, settle down, you're welcome but (i) be nice to people, (ii) get a (legal) job, (iii) learn to speak English, (iv) make an effort to integrate with society a bit rather than living in a ghetto. I'm not saying bin all of your culture and traditions, I'm saying try to fit in a bit. When in Rome and all that. And if you don't like this country and the way things are here and the fact that we all quite like speaking English because it helps us understand one another then don't come here. Stop whining and go somewhere else instead.

 

Anyway, rant over. ;) I've just re-read that paragraph and realised how much I sound like David Brent, which I reckon probably means it's time for bed.

 

 

Cheers,

Bart

Im all for never going to America or talking or trading with teh Yanks.

I'm also all for never going to a Islamic or Jewish country.

 

Now, where else in teh world can I go. Fook me almost every decent peacefull country there is. Awsome.

 

 

WTF? thats a risky comment.... I wont even go into politics because this is a car forum.. but remember.. I am american!!!!

most of that is spot on.....but...since when did Americans speak 'English'??????

 

since we/ you discovered the land in 1492!

 

omg.. (oops better spell this out for you... oh my god!)

 

ahhhhh all this anti american rubbish!

 

sorry.. but I really cant stand it.. why not just say bush is a idiot.. and deserves to get thrown out! I will stand by that... but to judge all american... come on...

since we/ you discovered the land in 1492!

 

omg.. (oops better spell this out for you... oh my god!)

 

ahhhhh all this anti american rubbish!

 

sorry.. but I really cant stand it.. why not just say bush is a idiot.. and deserves to get thrown out! I will stand by that... but to judge all american... come on...

 

if it makes you feel better, I love it there & found our cousins across the pond very friendly :) i like their attitude TBH (the "everyday" americans as opposed to what we see on TV :rolleyes: )

since we/ you discovered the land in 1492!

 

omg.. (oops better spell this out for you... oh my god!)

 

ahhhhh all this anti american rubbish!

 

sorry.. but I really cant stand it.. why not just say bush is a idiot.. and deserves to get thrown out! I will stand by that... but to judge all american... come on...

 

 

I have a very good friend who is American. My last and most respected coach is American and I know about 5 other guys who are American.

 

Ironicaly they are all over here and see my point of view. I dont hate all Americans cart blanch nor do I loath the country i itself. But here are my reasons for not wanting to go there. And these are my views only.

 

its always "bigger, better"

Irish terrorists where lovely people till 9/11 when the USA found out what we had experianced for 70 years. Terrorist are scum. Funny, IRA stopped getting funded so much after that, wonder why?

England is portrayed as this 2nd class state that need US help in everything.

The USA Started and Finished all wars, decrypted all code, etc etc becaus ea film was made by it so it has to be correct.

We can do unto you, but you cant do unto us.

If you want a bill past, no matter how illegal or unethical, just pay some senators and they will pass it.

But most of all I dispise the fact that the good Oll USA is poisening our kids with MCfookingDonalds junk food. Pimp my bitch ho, every girl has to be a slapper culture. But most of all I want to kill bush for causing the shit with the wold today.

 

Oh and I should mention hearts and minds. Any squadies out there will kow exactly what im on about.

 

yep that about says it all for me. and they are my views only.

i must be lacking a couple of brain cells or something..... but i thought it was not against the american people -- but those trying to be american... the little imigrants who go to the country, then try n blow it up.. hmmmm..... lemme read that again...

 

*confused as sh1t*

I have a very good friend who is American. My last and most respected coach is American and I know about 5 other guys who are American.

 

Ironicaly they are all over here and see my point of view. I dont hate all Americans cart blanch nor do I loath the country i itself. But here are my reasons for not wanting to go there. And these are my views only.

 

its always "bigger, better"

Irish terrorists where lovely people till 9/11 when the USA found out what we had experianced for 70 years. Terrorist are scum. Funny, IRA stopped getting funded so much after that, wonder why?

England is portrayed as this 2nd class state that need US help in everything.

The USA Started and Finished all wars, decrypted all code, etc etc becaus ea film was made by it so it has to be correct.

We can do unto you, but you cant do unto us.

If you want a bill past, no matter how illegal or unethical, just pay some senators and they will pass it.

But most of all I dispise the fact that the good Oll USA is poisening our kids with MCfookingDonalds junk food. Pimp my bitch ho, every girl has to be a slapper culture. But most of all I want to kill bush for causing the shit with the wold today.

 

Oh and I should mention hearts and minds. Any squadies out there will kow exactly what im on about.

 

yep that about says it all for me. and they are my views only.

 

 

Some very valid points... however your hiding in your own blanket! I love america... and for a start have to say it like ALL other countrys around the world have its problems.... hand guns. violence.... coruption etc...... just look for a start at some of blair's party last year.. hmmmm

Anyway McfookingDonalds... well its a choice... if you are saying this as a parent well you have to learn to say no to your children... tabacco is a choice as well..... and not to mention.... which dont get me started on this .. but booze!

Moving on... yes america has and is very (over the top) love for its country.... why wouldnt they.... thats all children are fed in schools...... and media etc...... Its only recently that since the likes of ITV and BBC are over in america... that I quote this ( from a friend who just visited... I hate the news now.... I am glad that we no longer get a one sided view because of the bbc ) he is over the moon about this... and hopefully alot more will follow... and realise more than one side of the story!

America boosts its bigger and better... apart from when it comes to technology... which it proudly hands over to japan.. but why not.. it is the wealthyist country in the world.

I could go on and on.. but to be honest I will leave it with this simple and easy description of my views.... 1 I am only over here because my wife.... 2 there are too many flaws to list about america... so I wont even bother...

3 again is true for listing the flaws with the uk.. or anywhere....

 

I love it here in england.. it has alot of history... shame america doesnt and it is still trying to establish itself with some... and finally.... and I do mean finally... you mentioned about the IRA etc.. and 911.. well look at it this way.. america covered its eyes...ears etc.. and pretended it didnt exist... FAULT... which cant be denied... but look at brittian... well over protective... dunblane innocident and no handguns ever allowed....

 

There is a ballance... neither country has it perfect!!!! nor right!

since we/ you discovered the land in 1492!

 

omg.. (oops better spell this out for you... oh my god!)

 

ahhhhh all this anti american rubbish!

 

sorry.. but I really cant stand it.. why not just say bush is a idiot.. and deserves to get thrown out! I will stand by that... but to judge all american... come on...

 

Sorry mate, wasn't refering to all Americans...have got several good American freinds and don't have problems. However, there are some pretty spectacular differences in what "some " Americans call English and 'Proper English' like wot I talk!!! Afraid it's just my warped sense of humour, keep forgetting it doesn't always work on e-mail!!

Americans speak/write American English, which is the international language, not native English strangely enough. In much the same way that the international currency is the USD.

Historically there has only been one thing wrong with America - it's foreign policy.

I've been over there and I loved, met some nice people too.

 

Get Bush out and sort out the foreign policy and things will get a lot better quickly.

Oh and I should mention hearts and minds. Any squadies out there will kow exactly what im on about.

 

 

I know exactly what you're on about, seen it first hand and drives us up the wall. Hearts and Minds, my @rse

Moby,., I know what you mean bud... I was yanking your chain.. or winding you up.. pmsl.

since we/ you discovered the land in 1492!

 

omg.. (oops better spell this out for you... oh my god!)

 

ahhhhh all this anti american rubbish!

 

sorry.. but I really cant stand it.. why not just say bush is a idiot.. and deserves to get thrown out! I will stand by that... but to judge all american... come on...

 

Spot on.

Now then boys.

 

I know what Chris is saying and understand his perspective, but it's not the people or the soldiers on the front line. If they were trained better and their comanders weren't having to march to politicians tunes, who like all politicians the world over only care about public opinion and there next election.

 

Just look at our boys sent out yet again to fight a war without enough kit, men or air support because our politicians are doing the same.

 

90% of Yanks I've met are sound, which I would say is about average for any nationallty I've been exposed to. I'd rather have an imagration problem with Americans than people of totally allien cultures who make no atempt to learn our language or intergrate. Who take the protection of our state for themselves to prosper them march up and down shouting death to us all etc.

 

Give me Americans first anyday.

Moby,., I know what you mean bud... I was yanking your chain.. or winding you up.. pmsl.

 

No worries, I get that a lot.......just tooooooooo sensitive I guess!!!!!!

Ok my 2 pennies worth to just for the record LOL I cann't stand Americans. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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