Enjoy...

 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

 

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

 

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

 

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

 

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who

got there first.

 

Torch: A case for holding dead batteries.

 

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

 

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people

who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

oops meant to put in non zed related..... mods please move.

Don't care where it is I like it :p

moved it for ya, and they are funny cause its true lol

I like them all

some good uns there!

well done!

i didnt think friday had that much wisdom lol

"a bird in the hand is worth fvk all"

Stellaz.... thanks for moving the thread for me. I felt like a right old idiot when i realised i put it in the wrong spot.. lol!!!

Stellaz.... thanks for moving the thread for me. I felt like a right old idiot when i realised i put it in the wrong spot.. lol!!!

 

drink related wrong posts are all right with our stella lol