it was disgusting...

 

some flaming pigeon landed as i was coming towards it... couldn't slam brakes or swerve coz of speed.... and then there was a crunch! right under my tyre..

 

the sounds were mental!! I heaved, nearly threw up.. the works!!

 

:x:

oh the squidge of a pigeon, the squirty slurpy sound with just a hint of crunch and a nice thud of tyre....catch the pigeon ,catch the pigeon....lol

i had to drive past the 'crime' scene again - and nearly chucked my guts again!! poor bird.. imagine what a nasty thing i am.. it was probaly getting food for its litlte things.. lol

think of the poor starving baby pigeons waiting for their food and mum to come home....patiently waiting...only for it never to happen and the poor dears to slowly painfully starve to death never knowing what happened to mum , thinking she abandoned them...how could you :x:

.. it was probaly getting food for its litlte things.. lol

Now known as the ORPHANS!!

 

;)

It could have been a suicide.......

 

justlike all the flys and midgys that kill themselves by flying into the windshild!!!

think of the poor starving baby pigeons waiting for their food and mum to come home....patiently waiting...only for it never to happen and the poor dears to slowly painfully starve to death never knowing what happened to mum , thinking she abandoned them...how could you :x:

 

omg i feel really bad now... ask Ant... i was in tears after it went squish.. :x:

think of the poor starving baby pigeons waiting for their food and mum to come home....patiently waiting...only for it never to happen and the poor dears to slowly painfully starve to death never knowing what happened to mum , thinking she abandoned them...how could you :x:

BONUS Score! Less of the fother mucking flying rats!! :dance:

oh the squidge of a pigeon, the squirty slurpy sound with just a hint of crunch and a nice thud of tyre

 

 

Oh You are awfull..........................................Quick where abouts Im Bleeeding starving ...............Getum while their Hot........first dibs on the wishbone

BONUS Score! Less of the fother mucking flying rats!! :dance:

Come on Pete, stop beating about the bush and just say what you mean!!

I once hit a sheep doing 90+ in my old mans 911 Turbo that I wasn't supposed to be driving.. I felt it go under the car through the floor.. Not very nice.. Nor was my old mans responce when he found out :)

The feathers out the back make me lauugh

I can beat that, broke a seagulls neck with my car, the twat flew across me as i was on motorway, and the wind force pushed him onto the roof, only i had the targas off, and his head came in, but not his body...

 

still finding feathers months later

I hit a something in my old zed coming down a country lane at night then something ran out in front of the car got a thud under the front wheel then under the back wheel, went back to look the next day and found a cat with its neck split open and all of its insides squashed out of the opening EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

:hurl:

 

i've killed a goat b4, but honest it wasnt my fault, he was on an ant hill onmy dads farm, i was in the truck, and he jumped and landed on the car.... he never died instantly - he was jerking all over the place - then a little local kid came up grabbed him and took him to dinner (p.s.. this was in zimbabwe)

It could have been a suicide.......

 

justlike all the flys and midgys that kill themselves by flying into the windshild!!!

 

just like the girl who throwe her self under my train and the guy i hit running along the track as i came round the courner at 100mph!!! suicide not a nice word. :)

 

Hit birds all the time with the train they try out run the train, it dont work they cant and you cant swerve out the way nothing you can do.

I once hit a sheep doing 90+

Thats a fast sheep Craig :)

Were the pigeons like these?

when i was in the plod, i hit a stag deer at about 60mph on a blue light run, in the middle of the night, destroyed the front end of the cop car, the stag just got up and kept on running, i didnt think they were so dam big. Hard as nails.