Bear in mind that this is Bird's car :rolleyes:

Bear in mind that this is Bird's car :rolleyes:

 

 

why the fook is there a vectra on mi roof and what are those bloody mares looking at

How many horses?

Bird took the bet too seriously.

How many horses?

 

Two more than he normally has :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This car has been left and the owner has given up and has swapped it for a more reliable horse.

"It runs !"

with birds problems he still might have trouble beating the horses to 60

 

Bird always takes 2 horses with him for towing purposes

(car saying this) I need me ride home man, wheres me ride.

 

When I said I needed a trailer, I didn't mean a horse trailer.

a quick press of a button and bird doubles his horse power

:x:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Im sick of telling you all, its the quickest in the club

Guy On The Beach: Oh God *covers Mouth*

 

Girl On Beach: No Please Daddy Don't Throw Up On Me Again

Car cries sadly to itself I want to be as fast as them?

Gal on horse: "holy crap that's bird's car, it must be moving again!!!" :D

"its running terrible with a timing of 25 whats wrong?? on the other hand after finding out its running that badly i took her out to do 0-60 times and a top speed run!! do you think i'm clever or a silly boy??"

 

and

 

"i'm going to see if i can use it as a boat and tow chris c on his gay pink water skis"

"are my wheels on the right way round?"

"its running terrible with a timing of 25 whats wrong?? on the other hand after finding out its running that badly i took her out to do 0-60 times and a top speed run!! do you think i'm clever or a silly boy??"

 

and

 

"i'm going to see if i can use it as a boat and tow chris c on his gay pink water skis"

 

 

Kirbz, the timing is now out, and it was not out either thanks very much!!!

It was showing as 25 on the datascan due to a wire needing to be earthed from the manual conversion and i think the comment seemed a bit off like!

Horse says to other horse "Have you seen that new Ifor Williams trailer over there, with the zed bodykit", Other horse " Wish our owner could get us one, then the humans wouldnt look at our arses on the motoway"

First Horse says to the other horse: "Why the long face?"

Other Horse Replies: "Have you seen Black Beauty's new ride?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: