:dance: Everyone? (ok nearly everyone with the twin turbo bit...)

 

so this will cheer you up!!

 

At Modified Madness on saturday - I was sat in my car.. everyone had their bonnets open... couple of youngsters walked past one of the Zeds - pretty much standard engine wise and this is how the conversation went...

 

youngster 1: "twin turbo, 3lt, 24 valve - i swear to you mate, thats 500 - 600"

Youngster 2: "500 - 600 what?"

yougester 1: "BHP you plug"

youngster2: "your joking - why don't they take it on the rolling road"

youngster 1: "coz its too fast for it"

 

 

there you go... we have - according to the general public - got 600BHP!!!! :dance:

 

oh and the youngsters where not like 10 - they were youngsters compared to me.. accompanied by the father who was also gobsmacked!

pmsl :rofl: That's more attention that i get with mine :D lol

so that must mean the N/A's have 400bhp then lol

which means we will now have people on here claiming theirs is 1000bhp lmao

:rolleyes: why didn't i record it or something... it was classic!

 

really made me chuckle! :x:

That is mental, it just goes to show that some youngsters think they know but they actually have no idea!!! im 15 and can tell you its 280bhp standard on a twin turbo!!! But then again i come on this site!!!!

which means we will now have people on here claiming theirs is 1000bhp lmao

 

But mine HAS got 1000bhp.... The power zoomed up as soon as I installed my state of the art, carbon fibre, high pressure, low resistance, max power, ultra sleek, highly desireable, limited edition, ultra deluxe, special offer, buy now pay Feburary, no purchace neccessary, gourmet fluffy dice.

 

I think I need to lay down!

But mine HAS got 1000bhp.... The power zoomed up as soon as I installed my state of the art, carbon fibre, high pressure, low resistance, max power, ultra sleek, highly desireable, limited edition, ultra deluxe, special offer, buy now pay Feburary, no purchace neccessary, gourmet fluffy dice.

 

I think I need to lay down!

 

I think you need to have a word with yourself,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know if you had bought the fluffy steering wheel cover as well you would have made 1200bhp.

 

You doughnut

But mine HAS got 1000bhp.... The power zoomed up as soon as I installed my state of the art, carbon fibre, high pressure, low resistance, max power, ultra sleek, highly desireable, limited edition, ultra deluxe, special offer, buy now pay Feburary, no purchace neccessary, gourmet fluffy dice.

 

I think I need to lay down!

 

get the e bay resisitor and you will have even more, you can add your bhp to your sig then

I was thinking of getting some go faster stripes to raise my horsepower up to 1500 but I was scared that my OEMs couldnt handle the power. lol

Were they the same lads that walked on the 300zx.co.uk sign and I told em off?

Blast would love to have been there just to hear that

That is mental, it just goes to show that some youngsters think they know but they actually have no idea!!! im 15 and can tell you its 280bhp standard on a twin turbo!!! But then again i come on this site!!!!

 

 

ah but young would be zedder that would be for a uk model.. ;)

ah but young would be zedder that would be for a uk model.. ;)

 

 

so what would a jap model be.... average ?

 

 

 

 

600 ? :rofl: :rofl:

nope dont be daft at least 800 - 850 but only if you have a nismo sunstrip...lol

 

reason i said that is arent jap tt's supposed to be slightly more on the stock figure??

well i have seen 1400bhp corsa, comkpletly kitted out with HKS, Greddy and even NISMO parts, (he had the stickers so he must have the parts lol)

well i have seen 1400bhp corsa, comkpletly kitted out with HKS, Greddy and even NISMO parts, (he had the stickers so he must have the parts lol)

Falling down laughing Coz it true innit

hunnipie you plonker, they were talking about my car at the time... they spotted my one 3" long red silicon hose that goes to my boost sensor... and realised... this car means business, it must be kickin out some seroius horses!

Mine has 1000 bhp and it goes even faster when I put the fog lights on :rofl:

Uk spec TT was 300hp and jap spec was 280, was made 280 by restrictors in the exhaust pipe.

group buy on the fluffy dice :hyper:

must be running at least 300 bhp in safety boost lol

 

ill av 2 sets of dice :slap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

hunnipie you plonker, they were talking about my car at the time... they spotted my one 3" long red silicon hose that goes to my boost sensor... and realised... this car means business, it must be kickin out some seroius horses!

 

 

actually luv ur wrong.. i'm not saying whose it was... coz if i mention it... :mac1: i'll say something i'm not ment to! :rofl:

dont forget if its black its adds about 675bhp to any figure

Mine's purple, thereby making it rarer and giving it +300bhp :D

Mine's purple, thereby making it rarer and giving it +300bhp :D

I think you'll find it reduces your BHP by 100 :tongue: :tongue: