Said by woman in pink

 

"I knew I should have got the bus today"

oh they're at it again so embrassing but we just cann't keep them apart

"So.....did I pass?"

"Told you my car was lower"

"Dereks's Driving School for the Blind was not having the greatest first day"

Whilst reverse parking, Betty felt a small bump

Just thought I'd drop in

"Margarets attempted fly swatting was a little extreme but effective"

Stock Z32 Brakes :rolleyes:

I said park behind dear

"As a Private Eye, Norman's car-tailing skills left a lot to be desired"

woman in pink is chanting he likes it from behind

Guess my brakes need doing ????

ABS my arse.

parking spaces are a premium in hicksville, or the satnav was inch perfect

Picture, Zed driver and wife having argument.

 

Zed driver.

"Right I'll prove it"

 

Screeech.... BANG

 

 

Look I told you he had his exhast decated.

mobile zed jack for hire.

"Least it's only an N/A Officer"

 

;)

i just cant get the hang of this park and ride

 

 

"Eeek would you look at that, someone has spray painted that cloud"

 

or

 

 

"I told you that bumper sticker said 'if you can read this you're to f*kin close'"

 

 

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" oh god .. wozzer's using NOS drifting in the car park again"

"When I said I like it from behind, that's not what I meant"

"When I said park in the shade, I had something else in mind!"

"i said doggy style.... not dodgy style"