if a colleague looks very sexy today what can i say that would make her laugh. :cool: . like email her.

I'd take some spelling lessons before you start sending her silly emails. ;)

Depends if you want the sack or not.

I'd take some spelling lessons before you start sending her silly emails. ;)

:tongue:

Tell her you want to feel her 'Ploughmans'....

....and if you or her are unsure as to what part that constitutes...just tell her it's the bit between the chutney and the cheese....

Talk to her, its easier and more effective,

 

Unless your butt ugly of course :tongue:

Make a flattering comment on the size of her breasts or how you want to take her up the Gary Glitter!!!!!

 

I find that doesn't work for me either tho!!!!

....and if you or her are unsure as to what part that constitutes...just tell her it's the bit between the chutney and the cheese....

 

 

PMSL.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

heres a good test.

 

give her a compliment, something personal that a lover would say. If she smiles youor in. if not forget it.

or you could get her to clasp her hands together as if she is making her hands into a gun, but with the index fingers appart and tell her to point it at you for 30 seconds and look at your face. tell her if the fingers move together she fancies you.

 

trick here is you cant keep teh fingers appart. :)

tell her you have telekinetic powers & bet her £1 you can make her tits move without touching them - have a good rub & give her the pound!! :D

Tell her you are the answer to all her prayers, that should make her chuckle :rofl:

Ask her if she wants to ride the baloney pony.

Throw a brick at her and laugh as it smashes her skull open. Works a treat.

tell her you have telekinetic powers & bet her £1 you can make her tits move without touching them - have a good rub & give her the pound!! :D

 

 

PMSL, nice one

Throw a brick at her and laugh as it smashes her skull open. Works a treat.

 

haha, just tried that. didn't work! :wack:

haha, just tried that. didn't work! :wack:

 

 

Didn't throw it hard enough then did you. They love that they do, also if you take a flat screen from a pc and crack it round their face untill they are unrecognisable, thats one of my fav's, and theirs :duffer:

Flmao at this thread!! Indian mate, you always start the 300zx.co.uk classics!!

I always find the classic:

 

"Hello treacle, how's your day going?"

 

is the best ice breaker myself as an experienced office flirter :D

If all else fails and she's a munter, stick a paper bag on her head, one on yours incase hers comes off, stick your finger up her arse and feel your bell-end go by.

If all else fails and she's a munter, stick a paper bag on her head, one on yours incase hers comes off, stick your finger up her arse and feel your bell-end go by.

 

...and then collect your p45 and feel the sting of the boot as you're kicked out the door :D

tell her she looks gorgeous and that she has an amazing smile... ask her if shes ever noticed how her nose wrinkles up when she laffs.. she'll get all a flutter and it'll break the ice...

 

T

I always find the classic:

 

"Hello treacle, how's your day going?"

 

is the best ice breaker myself as an experienced office flirter :D

 

 

THATS why your single

I'd e mail her a link to this page mate

seriously though, i think it depends on how well ya know her. i'd say just approach her and tell her she's looking sexy today. straight up's the best option!